Sandwiches

Closure. MUCH

2009-02-01T15:53:00.001+08:00

D:?

Age

2008-10-27T12:26:00.001+08:00

Your cell phone rings, and it’s a number you don't recognize. You shrug, and answer anyway.

You- Hello?
Caller- May I have five minutes of your life?
You- Sure…

The caller hangs up, and you suddenly feel a bit older.

Take 2

2008-10-19T12:54:00.001+08:00

the internet is a cesspool giving voice to retards.

N.

2008-10-17T00:20:00.001+08:00

You self-asserting, blame-shifting, fault-making, bad-drinking, girl-seeking, act-cooling, C-branded boy.

lulz

2007-07-23T22:54:00.000+08:00

LIVEJOURNAL SOUNDS COOLER THAN BLOGGER

http://roys.livejournal.com/

Moved, kthx

onoz

2007-07-21T12:59:00.001+08:00

After 86 post on this blog
87th on this

The Harry Potter spoilers
The fun days
The Holder series

Maybe it's time to switch to LiveJournal.. seems feasible..

SPOILERS v9001

2007-07-19T19:28:00.000+08:00

Okay I didn't read properly, now i got everything important.
There will be no more spoilers after this =D LULZ

So whose up for a invasion outside a Times bookshop on the release date?

Alright, I'm getting butt hurt now

2007-07-16T23:10:00.000+08:00

Well actually, i wanted to post something on the rants of equilibrium, too bad I'm such a bastard on these spoilers!

Here

DEATHS
Random pages yo!

FINAL VICTORY

2007-07-14T23:10:00.000+08:00

Hello all Potter fans
(if any of you actually read my blog)

I give you, spoilers on
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows

I TOTALLY LOVE MYSELF FOR THIS HAHAHA

Who dies in the 7th book?
Ron,
Lupin(The nice teacher who becomes a werewolf who appeared in Prisoner Of Azkaban),
Percy(this death occurs before the wedding, thus throwing everything into chaos),
Voldemort,
Snape.

Snape's loyalty? Much debated from the time he killed Dumbledore eh? The two did indeed have a plan that would eventaully result in Snape killing him. But Snape was only in on things for personal gains. When Voldemort learns of this, he is obviously furious with Snape. Snape tries to make up for this by luring Harry to him. Harry, however, manages to escape, which lead to Voldemort killing Snape before the final conflict.

How does Ron die? He got killed by Bellatrix Lestrange in The Battle of Hogwarts, but Neville manages to finish off Bellatrix after Ron weakens her before his death.

Harry is not a horcrux, and he doesn't die.

R.A.B is indeed Regulus Black, like everyone predicted. lulz!

How do i know?

Part 2 of Victory

2007-07-14T17:26:00.000+08:00

'Look, Serverus knew what he needed to do in the end. If he hadn't wanted to help us, he wouldn't have, and we would never have found the horcrux in Sirius's house. And you saw how Severus went down. Someone who doesn't care wouldn't have faced up to Him like that and been willing to die that way.'

Heh, Submitting this prolly!

Part 1 of victory

2007-07-14T16:20:00.000+08:00

Hairy Porter and the Philosopher's Stoned
Hairy Porter and the Chamber of Sucrose
Hairy Porter and the Prostitute of Azkaban
Hairy Porter and the Giblets of Fish
Hairy Porter and the Ordering of the Pizza
Hairy Porter and the Half-Dressed Princess
Hairy Porter and the Dusty Bellows

Stickam

2007-07-12T23:04:00.000+08:00

This cracked me up today

Prof. Ninja : HAI IM BACK LOL My previous account got banned for smurf porn, added you back with this account

TRANSFORMERS LOL

2007-07-07T11:05:00.001+08:00

Transformers (insert weird tune music here) Robots in disguise! Transformers (insert it here again) More than meets the eyes!

Reliving your childhood, on the big screen, the cartoon you once watched has been immortalized in the cinema you just entered. You see Optimus Prime as a real truck, a real giantnoid mecha-like hugeass robot. So I caught Transformers with bing sheng, kaisi and chong kiat. Good ol' chonky didn't buy bingit's ticket, didn't pick up phone and lastly late; first 15 minutes of the show was NOT WATCHED, but i still have my ways. NOSTALGIA SESSION GO!

Optimus Prime being Orion Pax before his present self

Energy Axe.

Counterpart for his cartoon, a Energy Sword LOL

Cartoon Truck yo!

Movie Truck!

Movie Prime

Transformers G2 Prime
Transformers G1 Prime is seen wielding his axe a few images before this

Megatron on original box art

Megatron is modern cell-shading

Megatron in Transformers G1

Oh Megatron, look how you've become so cool

I'm not exactly a fan of Prime, but you people just have to make do with a Prime & Megatron, due to the fact if i poast moar pics of Bubblebee, Jazz and everyone else, even a 30MBPS internet would need time to load my page.

The movie was awesome, even though it's not THAT GOOD of a storyline. Basically, you have 5 or less second for every action scene which happens OH SO FAST. Oh yeh, this movie is more human-story focused. The cartoons were just.. robots robots robots robots and humans(no sam witwicky, just his father and grandfather who align themselves with the robots)
In any case, the Captain William Lennox actor also acted in Turistas. CGI effects were to die for I tell you, puts Fantastic 4 to great shame, lol silver surfer.

7.5/10 YO!
Actions is not equals to Story

Hey, I do expect a sequel, maybe do something on Dinobots and Beast Wars/Machines. Both spinoffs after the original Transformers. Here's a few images

Bumblebee

Jazz

Megatron II

Optimus Primal Too many awesome machines, can't poast nemoar

Do note, Optimus Prime(Transformers) is not Optimus Primal(Transformers : Beast Wars)
Megatron(Transformers) is not Megatron II(Transformers : Beast Wars)
Maximals(Beast Wars) ARE descendants of Autobots(Transformers)
Predacons(Beast Wars) ARE descendants of Decepticons(Transformers)

OH MY WHAT TREE?

2007-07-05T21:36:00.000+08:00

Graffiti decorations, under a sky of dust
A constant wave of tension, on top of broken trust
The lessons that you taught me, I learn were never true
Now I find myself in question. THEY POINT THE FINGER AT ME AGAIN
Guilty by association. YOU POINT THE FINGER AT ME AGAIN

Reliving them yet again, thanks to Andrew. Too bad their new album suck bums ):
Ain't it awesome? We've got childish people on kaisi's blog. Conspiracy! Society! Criminal! OMYAH OMYAH OMYAH!

Apparently, sec 4 students have plenty of time this year. Considering the amount of time left for O levels. See that tree? Ah yes, a FAGGOT TREE.

Fag · got · tree [fair-gert-tree] noun
1. - A tree that sprouts faggots, usually in bright colors. Most often the budding faggots sport clean grip tape and socks.

Faggots can refer to any of the following.
1. A homosexual
2. A bundle of socks
3. A cigarette, in some cultures
4. A kind of meatball
5. A regular on the IRC
6. BoA
7. Person born on the last thursday before last
8. theredskull!
9. Bigbadron
10. A Slipknot fan
11. Your Mom
12. Confession
13. Anyone with a myspace
14. Anyone with a LiveJournal
15. Anyone
16. Akon

The faggot tree grows a new branch everytime someone does something faggy. At it's current rate, it will consume the known universe to us by Last Thursday

How can i tell if I'm a FAGGOT?
1. When you were born was another branch added to the faggot tree?
2. Do you like buttsecks?
3. Do you fantasize about buttsecks?
4. Can you not stop watching youtube?
5. Do you have a Myspace or LiveJournal
6. Do you get all butthurt when someone disagrees with you?
7. Do you find THIS amusing?
8. Are you a faggot?
9 . Do you spam blogs on their tagboard being all butt almighty?
10. Do you wash your hair everynight?
11. Are you a girl with really small eyes?
12. Does your name sound like a confectionery shop?
13. Are you seemingly fat to people who don't really like you?

Paperbags and angry voices, under a sky of dust
Another wave of tension, has more than filled me up
All my talk of taking actions, these words were never true
Now I find myself in question. THEY POINT THE FINGER AT ME AGAIN
Guilty by association. YOU POINT THE FINGER AT ME AGAIN

Stickam is fun yo!

Here comes nothing

2007-07-01T20:44:00.000+08:00

So since i found my mp3, decided to do this which came from fee see's blog.
Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense.
I'm about the only one with alot of japanese songs in my mp3 player, so i guess should be interesting

How are you feeling today?
Drunkard Does Make Wise Remarks by Daisuke Ishiwatari

Will you get far in Life?
LOVE HOLIC by some weird girl

How do your friends see you?
Believe by Nami Tamaki

Will you get married?
Easy Come, Easy Go! -Risky Style- by B'z (OMG LOL)

What's your best friend theme song?
ARIGATOU by B'z

What's the story of your life?
Funk Tune by ORANGE RANGE

What was high school like?
Tactics by The Yellow Monkeys

How can you get ahead in life?
vertical infinity by T.M.Revolution (wow?)

What's the best thing about your friends?
reborn by Kitadani Hiroshi & Matsumoto Rica (???)

What is today going to be like?
Keep On Dancing by No Doubt

What's in store for this weekend?
NEO SPHERE by T.M.Revolution

What song describes you?
I.D.E.A - "I dream Everyday" by RoST

To describe your grandparents?
Damei! by Izumi You (now this scares me, in japanese, damei means STOP >_>)

Royston : 1, Another : 0

2007-06-29T21:32:00.000+08:00

2 things to blog about. 1 in school another one's... no wait i forgot, let's hope i remember while i type.

So i was in school. Hot weather(lol). Decided to bunk in the library to grab a book use the computer and AIR-CON KAY. Got my book, logged on. Got onto WIKIPEDIA to search for stuffs. So this Indian little boy in his post-ten aged pants figured i was reading up on MARVEL COMIC CHARACTERS, such as Deadpool and Cable (not very common eh, you people know only Spider-man and Fantastic 4 and those commonly mentioned ones).

And the conversation follows
Tiny Boy : "Haha, marvel comics arh, so childish"
Roys : "..."
Roys : "So i see, i'm reading up wikipedia for information filling my brain juices while what productive things might you be doing?"
(of course, i didn't even look at him, just read on the information which was spread across the boob-screen moniter)
Tiny Boy : "At least I look for friends on friendster"
Roys : "WOW, amazing, how productive is that, and how MANY DO YOU HANG OUT WITH FROM THAT LIST OF FRIENDS YOU HAVE?"
Tiny Boy : "Whatever~"
Roys : "Aw, whatever? Ran outta things to say huh?"

There was complete silence.

Then i continued with my information filling.
..
..
...
...
....
.....
At the corner of my eye, i saw him playing a java-based rpg game. Bad sprites, bad interface, something I've played before. He looks at me and says wiki sucks.

Roys : "Bravo, an online game. Waste your life, GO!"

Then it was another complete silence till i left.

Another one for the R-man!

I really forgot the 2nd thing i wanted to blog. kay bai

Fun University shortens into F U

2007-06-28T23:57:00.000+08:00

I'm even funny on webcam, 'nuff said

NOTSYOR inspired by ROYSTON

2007-06-25T22:28:00.000+08:00

I realized why i'm single, and i've got 10 reasons to prove it, from what girls' think.

1 - "You're so funny, but Jim Carrey is funnier"
2 - "You're too funny la.."
3 - "You're Jim Carrey funny, not Brad Pitt funny"
4 - "You're too funny, not serious enough"
5 - "You're so funny you make me tears, and i don't like them ):"
6 - "Your jokes don't stop, I can't stand it"
7 - "You could have a future making others laugh more"
8 - "Stop being my medicine"
9 - "I hate clowns"
10 - "Your jokes on my gangster boyfriend makes him wanna hit you cause he doesn't understand it"

Okay, on a serious note, i made grace a gif image today. Here comes the real post i wanna do now.

In life,
We are cheated when we buy
We are cheated when we sell
Weak people are always cheated.
The society has rules and we must follow. All these rules are written by intelligent people.
What does that mean?

These rules are written by the most intelligent people and they make use of them. Since stupid people are unable to understand these rules, they will be hidden things. These rules will continue to serve these intelligent people.

Taxes, salaries, insurances, allocations. All these intelligent people will continue to make them incomprehensible, and stupid people will only have to try to understand their meaning. Therefore, we're always cheated, because we still belong to the stupid people. Until we become the intelligent ones, we'll keep losing. How do we stop this faggotry? We study the fuck outta ourselves, and get a dignified certificate of acknowledgment by society. Only way to become intelligent, and that is to study even though most of us hate it. This is how unfair the world is, right now. After we finish our education for the dignified certificate, we'll be able to walk on our own rules, or even make them. Then it'll be our time to rule over the stupid people in the world. This is how the cycle will always work, like it or not

Poasting rubbish today

2007-06-24T10:15:00.001+08:00

There were factors contribution to Bing Sheng's lost in the competition

1 - The opponent was violent
2 - Bing Sheng has lost his cool
3 - The opponent was an actor
4 - Bing Sheng trained punch >_>

It's okay, LIM BING SHENG, Andrew and me will learn Taijitsu, Ninjitsu, Akido, Taiji, Wushu, Aerobics, sales, marketting and all sorts of techniques that will ultimately make you virtually undestructable, along with me becoming a great scientist, making awesome gadgets that would enhance your ability.

Well enough of that, next week... TIME TO BLOW UP THE JAPANESE VILLAGE, Nihon Mura.
Before you government come to arrest me for attempt at terrorism, what i meant w as i'm gonna eat till i break. Fee See arh, Andrew arh, Yvonne arh, Kailing arh, Bingit arh, Chonky arh, John arh, AH BEHZ GO EAT LA Staff price lulz.

So i found out how funny i was. I need to gain momentum as i create jokes or attempt at something funny. It builds up the laugh-meter and blam i become absolutely funny. Then again, i don't need jokes.. I AM FUNNY.

Samples of my skin

2007-06-23T00:38:00.000+08:00

When one is sunburnt, most interesting things happen.
Got to experience the hell of it only recently. Your skin literally gets crisp!

Day 1 - Red burns
Day 2-4 - Skin becomes crisp and flaky
Day 5-# - Skin becomes normal skin, just less flaky and removable like.. post its!

Sure feels shitty.

Gotta see bing sheng fight tomorrow =D

Holder series?

2007-06-20T23:38:00.000+08:00

NEW HOLDER LOL
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Flame Broiled". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of heavy breathing echoing through the halls. Your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the breathing stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to snack." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the breathing in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a king in the corner, his mouth frozen into a insane grin, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they flame broil it fresh when you order instead of leaving it under a heat lamp?"

The king will then stare into your eyes and say nothing. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and eat the object in the king's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of high cholesterol and unrelenting hypertension.

Your death will be in that room, by that BK Breakfast Sandwich.

The BK Breakfast Sandwich is 1 of a 6-part value menu. They must never come together. Never.

Available for a limited time at participating Burger Kings.

F4 lulz

2007-06-20T14:18:00.000+08:00

Caught Fantastic 4 : Rise of the Silver Surfer alone just now. I've to say, the CGI and misc were awesome. Other than that, nothing else was good. All of those were ripped off a comic book, reused amalgams.

One more thing, I can't stand this girl, whose in my tuition, always making 'act cute' noises as if she was whinning and whatnot. You don't know how irritating it is, when you try to concentrate to do your work, WHINNY BITCH IS WHINNY ABOUT QUESTION WITH HER WEIRD ASS FRINGE.

Computer Reformatted!

2007-06-17T00:05:00.000+08:00

I'm so glad I'm home. Finally escaped a crazy girl who trailed me all the way to Tampiness Mall, Century Square and finally in my movie.

She kept trying to injure me on my weak spots, where i got sunburnt. Deliberately trying to inflict pain onto the wounded areas which haven't healed. Impaled by those attacks, I was dying rather quickly. Thanks to my quirky and awesome dodging skill cum humour skillz, she was absolutely no match fomi!

Oh wait, she's Kai Ling.

So basically, Men In White isn't a good show, neither is it bad. Only for random-oriented people. End of Story.

Quote of the day:
I sent that bitch a smiley, bitches love that smiley

I'm neutral; just expressing my views

2007-06-12T00:26:00.000+08:00

WARNING:
The following may consist of offending phrases that may actually make true believers hate me. However, i do not mention of any particular subject. So as to speak, I'm neutral. I hate religion, i hate science. (For that I'm going to hell? lol)

Religion is, in essence, a creation of the human mind in an attempt to cope with it's pathetic and pointless existence. It attempts to offer reason into why they should continue to exist, and explains certain phenomenons with relation to their everyday experience. Humans are created by other humans, and thus spawned the idea of a deity. For example, the primitive Mayans could never have realized that the Sun was a fiery celestial sphere of gas induced by nuclear fusion of hydrogen, floating in outer space, so they used religion to explain it by creating a Sun God.
What separates us from the animals is our self awareness. The cat does not "think" on what it is doing, it acts purely on instinct. Instinct is defined as the collection of reactions to a creature's environment to maintain its continued existence. Instinct has been passed down through our genetic coding through chance mutation and it is these reactions that have helped it to continue to exist, as the most fit of the species would obviously be the ones with the ability to live and react to obstacles in the environment. Superstition and instinct are both two traits that humans must cast off if they ever wish to become truly enlightened.

The root word of religion is "rely". That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. A crutch devised by mankind to support itself when it didn't have anything to stand on, such as the mechanics of the Universe and laws. A crutch that you use to stop you thinking for yourself. Well, there is no need for this crutch anymore. We know most of what your shitty religion tries to teach. I myself have never been under the influences of one of these crutches, so I don't know what it feels like to be supported by a baseless lie.

As much as I do not like religion, I'm not entirely in love with Science either. Here are 20 reasons why Science is stupid.

1. Going to school for 30 years is expensive.
2. Science brought us Transfats.
3. Science brought us nuclear weapons.
4. Science brought us global warming.
5. Science brought us Zyklon B, mustard gas, and tear gas.
6. Science brought us non-biodegradable objects that will sit in landfills for millions of years.
7. Science can't explain why were are here.
8. Science has yet to put humans on the other planets (in b4 some idiot mentions the moon)
9. Scientists have zero personality.
10. Scientists are extremely egocentric.
11. Science breeds arrogance, a smarter-people mentality.
12. Science tests on animals and is therefore cruel.
13. Science has tested on humans before and is therefore cruel.
14. Science has an exceedingly narrow view of human existance.
15. Science is predominantly male driven and is therefore misogynistic.
16. Science is never absolutely 100% correct about any one theory.
17. Science models authoritarian, hierarchical organization.
18. Science made wholesale genocide possible.
19. Science geeks have a morbid, unhealthy fixation on sex.
20. Science still can't explain everything and never will.

did it for the lulz

2007-06-11T01:00:00.000+08:00

So I've been going out with weisheng one time too many these past few days.
Always going the same locations and claim that we're EXPLORING.

Bah nvm

Went to eat at cine today. lul hi glace. sorry for disturbing you while you work LUL!

Quote of the day :
Creamy Mushroom? But it sucks
Tofu sandwich? Very small leh

Grace is somewhat cool IRL, lah

GGXXAC

2007-06-08T22:40:00.000+08:00

Where does it come from—this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered? Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we'd be better off not looking at all. Not delving, not yearning. But that's not human nature. Not the human heart. That is not why we are here. Yet still we struggle to make a difference, to change the world, to dream of hope; never knowing for certain whom we will meet along the way. Who among the world of strangers will hold our hand, touch our hearts, and share the pain of trying.

Oh well, i need a ps2 >_>
Gackt discography is awesome.
Singnet sells your information
ODEX is trying to be cool, but fails
Finally see my shifu's picture after 4 years of wait. HAHA NS TIME
Guilty Gear XX -ACCENT CORE will fucking own you
Outing with WeiSheng 2morow <_<

We dream of hope, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know in our hearts... that we are not alone.

Rant Rant Rant Rant

2007-06-06T23:43:00.000+08:00

True Friend Test:

the latest grandola-fuck questionair which will determine how well your friends know you, and ultimately know who knows you best, so maybe u can have some make out sessions with them, or participate in mass orgies with those all hundred percenter scorers.

What is wrong here?
I'll tell you what, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO TEST HOW MUCH YOUR FRIEND KNOWS YOU? You know a friend, you interact with one, you get along with him/her. End of story. However long that friendship last, that's how you treat them and vice-versa. I guess those who participate in answering them just want to prove their friendship(lol wut?) to the creator of that respective quiz.

Here's a scenario of a quiz setter in my opinion

Dear [whoever may be up there and listening to me],
I'm totally insecure of what kind of friends I have, therefore, i hope you would grant me some balls to make a quiz like that, so that idiots would prove how much they love me and how much of a friend they should be. Oh, whoever up there, help me choose who i should be better with and dump away the fuckheads that don't know me ):

Here's a scenario of a quiz setter in different POV of mine

Dear participants of my quiz,
I'm totally insecure of what you people are to me, therefore, i made a quiz with absolute lol questions so you can answer em and prove to me, how much you know me. Just a few questions only, but there's no money like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ): Alright, without further a due, DO MY QUIZ, MAKE ME PROUD, FUCK ME UP, I"LL GET YOU LAID!

No seriously, why do you even want to quiz how much your friends know you? If you don't even know how much they know about you, YOU CAN JUST DIE, OMG THAT WORKS, BE AN HERO, BUY A FIREARM, SHOOT YOURSELF ^_^ Self-kills are so fucking popular now. Maybe people might even donate to your family!

amirite?

holy crap, there's babies on the road!

2007-06-03T12:20:00.000+08:00

Went out of WEI SHENG yesterday.

Ah gee hell, wasted my day. PC Fair's so full of geeks like me. Bugis is made of horrible twits, life is too short.

Dinner was so random. Static with ws is hilarious. I was the tangerine orange, he was the hulk.

Went to cineleisure, saw grace. SHE LOOKS CUTE IRL! LOL

Kay end

Original post sia

2007-06-02T00:41:00.000+08:00

got lots to blog about but i'm too exhausted.
Gym 2morrow (GASPGASPGASPHYPERVENTILATE)
and had a good studying/crapping/ROFLMAO session with jiat pia (guess who?) waifu aka superiorexteriorHEARTSablegoddess(guess who?) and superwitchlaughtercutie.(guess who?)

yep wanted to blog about this just so i wont forget how we laughed at superwitchlaughter's mucus.
those-look-at-each-other-and-burst-out-laughing-moments LOL
and it'd been super long since superwitchlaughtercutie hanged out with us <333

yep that's all. taht was my vesak day.
homework not done.
blogskin on hiatus.
too mindfucked to think about anything else after doing video production course

woots i hope someone will come back soon.

AND OHHH 2-days ago WAS INVADE THE LOVER BOY'S HOUSE
(opps sudden surge of energy)
FIRST IT WAS lulz (DID IT JUST FOR THE LULZ)
and invaded his home like i used to
the aircons are still staring at me, with red-evil eyes
cos lover boy always scared me with it.
you should hear my heart shattering that night.
lover boy and vonnie was making out, no wait, talking.
and i loved it for some reasons CUZ IT WAS FOR THE LULZ.
1280 x 1024 resolution screen hello!
after that was staying up till 3 (again)
staring at the computer
ok nvm. yar so loverboy and i sat by the computer and BBB'd and GG'd the night away.
it's amazing how we never run out of games to play. haha

OH GOD IM SO ORIGINAL!

survive royssie survive!

I somewhat want sentosa D:<

MUDKIPSSSSSSSSS

2007-05-28T22:05:00.001+08:00

Hell, it's about time

100 internets to anyone who solves this

I'm so popular, i shit sweets

2007-05-26T11:05:00.000+08:00

Tagboard version ex111
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anon911 : link me! :)
anon101 : new blog! link me at www.newblogaddresswhichisepicallyfuckconfusingtoremember.blogspot.com
girl : haha, your post is funny as hell.
drew : ni hen fei

owner : i'll try to blog more then..
cheezface : HALLO UPDATE TIME
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This is a scenario you see in a tagboard on a 'popular' person's blog most of the time. What's wrong?
Here's what's wrong, anon911 and anon101. The very famous 'LINK ME PLZ' or 'NEW BLOG, LINK ME' or 'HEY THERE, changed my address, link me up!' and 'holy crap, i want you to care for me, please update me, even though we don't really talk, nor do i want to make my blog part of you and really, please link me up, so i can appear in your links section of the blog and if anyone is interested in my name, can click and read my blog, HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO COOL, PLEASE DO IT?'

Dear people who want to be LINKED or cause u changed your blog address because of a breakup, unknown fuck reasons

If the person whom you're telling to link, gives even a flying fuck about you, they would automatically link you because they care and read your blog. Why? Because if they go onto your blog, woah, he/she changed the address, i might just change my link to him/her. People tell others to UPDATE LINK are people who're totally unpopular and really needs to get laid, because COME ON, if anyone cared about you, they'd just update your link when they read your blog. Oh wait, if they don't read your blog, u HAVE TO TAG ON THEIR BOARD.

There's 3 reasons why people link each other
i) They are friends, they read each other's blog.
ii) They are paid to do so, so they gain money from putting another person's link upon request
iii) They are in need of real friends, like twits, which all they know about the interwebs is friendster and blogs. They lack social life and randomly link people so that they look popular when they don't really give another flying fuck about their blogs. Only care when they change their blog address and whatnot.

Since those people who don't link others automatically, they're not exactly friends, or just too lazy to be friends by updating the blog address. So they cannot be (i)
Since those people who don't gain anything such as money or w/e. So they cannot be (ii)
Oh my, we're only left with the (iii) option. I suppose it fits. ):

People who want to be linked after a change in address have no real friends ): It's okay, I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND, NO WAIT, I DON"T LIKE TWITS. BAI!

MARVEL x SINGAPORE

2007-05-23T15:38:00.000+08:00

Today, i'll rant about Singapore, and The Silver Surfer.

Singapore's very simple,

Common things to do on board the public transport system are eating secretly with the art of the Ninja while avoiding the 'green men on patrol', blasting music and stretching legs across the carriage, making it seem like those Olympic hurdle courses. A sub-culture of young angry teenagers (fucktwits or si-ginnah or ginnapis) of Singapore is to blast or show off how loud their mp3 capable phones are to the public. Songs played range US Hippyhopyocheckitoutshaketheroomyoahyoshakenehnehshakemyroomhisroom to Taiwanese pop to Aishiterupop to Kimchipop. Not to mention Singaporeans have a tendency to lean on things especially metallic poles(maybe due to lack of pole dancing). They fail to understand what is a grab pole and often misinterpret it as lean pole or sleeping pole. Young kids love them! They tend to twirl and swing around it kicking everyone's legs and pulling every lady's skirts,jeans,pants down. They also like to do monkey climb with the hand grips. Singaporeans have also a unexplainable fear of going to the 'center of the car'. This is most evident during peak hours when the 'center of the car' is quite empty while the areas around the exits are packed until everyone is smooching and licking each other's face,makeup,perfume not to mention Foreign Talents' hairy armpits (which reeks from medicinal herbs to spices and goat's milk). There will soon be a new type of dance called 'center of the car' dance, meant for people who wanna dance in mrt cabins as there is too much space.

Here we have The Silver Surfer for the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. The first movie was okay, considering it's the 'premiere' of the fantastic four on the big screen. A sequel is made and the Silver Surfer is in it. What's wrong with silver surfer? Let's take a look at pictures shall we?

Movie version of the S-man

Cartoon version of the S-man

Recent comic version of the S-man

Let me tell you what's wrong. Not only is a boring and subtle character for a 'half-villain', he's ugly. This cosmic fuckface has no genitals, hair nor expression on his face. I believe he came out of the blast furnace, just SILVER instead of IRON. At least Iron-man made his own costume and had no MAGICAL powers.

So Silver Surfer serves the almighty 'Devourer of the planets' Galactus(yet another tin-headed cosmic fuckface) and is one of the villains in Fantastic 4 universe, which in indirectly connected to all Marvel Universes on earth 616. Originally an astronomer named Norrin Radd, he agreed to serve the god-like entity known as Galactus. Granted powers like no others, and a SILVER BOARD as his mobility vehicle. WHAT A JOKE, A SURFBOARD? What's funny is, is that it was modelled after Norrin's childhood fantasy. You gotta be kidding me right?

The S-man may probably be the ugliest hero and sometimes villain in marvel universes, looking at him makes me wanna puke mudkips =/

Mudkipz + Spidey?

2007-05-21T18:42:00.000+08:00

Hallo, bus trips are fun.
5-days royston will occur, will it not?
hi kailing, it r awesomes?

LUL WUT?

Smallville season 6 ended. ENTER BIZZARO
Heroes season 1 finale tonight. Save the cheerleader, save the world

Watched Spider-man 3 yesterday with fs and bs, smuggle food inside. JIAK PIA
Spidey 3 was made of lulz. Venom was a disappointment, but it's okay. There'll be a 4th movie right....? SAY YES. I'd like to see Clay Aiken as spider-man for once.

We still got Carnage, Lizard and Scorpion! WE NEED THE CLONE SAGA, I"M SUCH A GEEK/NERD. OMG LOL!

Let's take a look!

Topher Grace as Eric Forman in That 70's Show

Topher Grace as Edward Brock Jr. / Eddie Brock in Spider-man 3!

LOL HI

2007-05-19T14:28:00.000+08:00

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So many people have been asking how i did this on MSN

just go to character maps!

BLADES OF GLORY

2007-05-17T12:03:00.000+08:00

Seems like blogger has recovered. Still thinking if Xanga would work out for me better than Blogger. Google's already THAT rich.

Caught BLADES OF GLORY with kailing yesterday and hell, it's so funny.
Though this is like a 'typical' Will Ferrell movie, where he's the main actor and good in his fields of occupation and gets through trouble to reach the top again. I'm giving it a 8.5/10 It's that good and should be appreciated by everyone. That movie is funny as hell.

While in vivo-city yesterday before the movie, kailing and me went up to the roof of vivo and WHAT THE HELL. We saw this patch of cloud, yeh sure.

Kailing had the intention of just joking with me HA look 2 eyes.
Kailing : Hay roys, look up and see 2 eyes!
Roys : Yeh i see em (at this point of time, i noticed a mouth)
Kailing saw the whole picture and the whole cloud was huge.

It then dawned on me, that 'face' we saw resembled the one in 9/11 incident. No joke, it was fucking scary.

2007-05-07T20:51:00.001+08:00

blogger is failing me

For the future

2007-05-01T23:35:00.000+08:00

Been watching Lost, Smallville and Heroes on a regular basis for now
An update here, added Hiro Nakamura and Sylar's blog onto links.

Another series i've been watching.. a new jDrama called Liar Game

The story is so smart. Think it defeats Death Note already.
Erika Toda stars inside, Matsuda Shota from Hana Yori Dango too.
That's all for today.

Meaning x Happiness

2007-04-29T23:27:00.000+08:00

I'd like to ask something..

Would one want to live a life of Meaning?
or
Would one want to live a life of Happiness?

One who seeks Meaning would be uncontented with the present and seeks answers upon more questions asked. Using past as a reference, present as a lesson, and try to get a future.

One who seeks Happiness would be happy of present, with no reference or thoughts towards past and future. Being contented just by the fact that he/she is alive now and enjoys life.

So tell me, would you people want Meaning or Happiness in life?
It's theoretically impossible to have both. Pick one

A 'free' ticket to a heavyweight movie

2007-04-29T01:17:00.000+08:00

So we got 'free' tickets to watch any movie in lido, thanks to andrew and bs who couldn't make it INTO, death by usher

Went to Khatib to find kailing before going onto our movie outing today. Like, her project was cool yeh, but KHATIB? That's like right in the middle of nowhere(red line)
Here's to a new shop opened in KHATIB, in which kailing bought her supper from a supermarket named...

Read, Read, Read!

Went to orchard and exchanged our tickets for 200lbs Beauty. During the time from obtaining tickets to movie time. We went to Far-East plaza for sum junk food!

Junk eaten in order :
XXL Crispy Chicken from SHIH-LIN
Fried MARS bar from the shop beside SHIH-LIN
Yakitori from that shop beside beside SHIH-LIN.
Damn, gotta know their names.

Watched the movie 200lbs Beauty. Okay, 8.5/10. Shall not elaborate, just watch it.
KIM Ah-Jung/Joong is kinda pretty.. i guess?

Next trip, (insert random location in which we've never been to, ever!)

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2007-04-26T21:06:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was kinda fun, in a weird way, even if it's library.
Went down to that library in Bugis with fs, and man, it's some hugeass place. No bags bigger than A4 size are allowed. No weapons, objects which may potentially destroy books and wrappers and carpet in the premises of library were allowed either.

So we put our bags in the locker, and found some books of help to fs on POLAROID. I swear her keyboard typing sucks ass. she could get the name wrong 3 times typing. A booked called EXQUISITE PAIN was picked out by the 'almighty jc is ruining her life, plz save her by giving her jellybeans' girl. A little book which was half the size of a picture book in width. The book was in red and the sides of a page were in 'velvety' red. First half of the book were red, second half of the book was in black. Every single black page had their words slowly fading all the way till the end.

Good book, Good book (y)

Headed to the macdonalds a stone throw's distance from the library. The Ronald McDonalds statue is fucking creepy i tell you. Unlike every other clown statue i've seen, this one gives that 'evil' menacing look. The toilets are not fun either. You walk to the corner where the toilets are located. You walk down a straight path and into a small curve, there's 2 toilets. Male and Female. So this male toilet gives me the creeps. There was this ongoing clicking sound in it, the mirrors look really old, the cubicle made me not dare to look up lest something is there. So i come out, tells fs, she laughs at me for a good 5 minutes or so. She goes to the toilet herself before leaving, and was scared to even enter. How's that?

Walked to cityhall, wanted to go esplanade, but it was very late. headed home.
Good day.

Pime Taradox

2007-04-24T18:21:00.000+08:00

If you were falling vertically into a bottomless pit with a powerful shotgun with infinite bullets, disregarding the fact the earth's core exist or the earth is round. By maintaining the fact that gravity is acting on you downwards. The fall is endless and you'll keep falling until your death.

a.) Will you die of shock due to 'predicted' impact/height issues, or starvation due to lack of water and food?

b.) If the fall has been going on for awhile now and you've not died yet. You decided to use the shotgun and fire down below the bottomless pit. The recoil of the shot you made using the shotgun would change your velocity and fall rate. What will happen?
(i) - You stop for a moment and become suspended in air after the recoil
(ii) - You stop for a moment and floats up a little, shoot enough times and you'll get pushed out of the bottomless pit?
(iii) - You continue falling at the same rate, despite the recoil?

Have fun guessing.

Death

2007-04-23T20:52:00.000+08:00

'What am i alive for?'
The question which is universally asked in times of darkness and depression and despondency
Let me change it a little..
'What am i dying for?'
Now this serves as a better question. Tell me, any of you WHAT WILL YOU BE DYING FOR?
Bah nevermind.

So i heard from the usual them that a jersey to be made..
Name : n / 0
Number : 00

Grace, be glace plz =D

Pool Hall's closed due to AIDS

2007-04-23T00:15:00.000+08:00

Because Richie was too cute, he was seen as UNDER 16.
Anyone who teams with Bing Sheng in pool, LOSES
Bing Sheng shot the black ball in
Kailing shot the black ball in while she was trashing me. gg

HEROES

2007-04-21T23:34:00.000+08:00

So gareth and me kinda destroyed a girl's chance at scoring in her english presentation by asking questions which she couldn't answer.

I ask myself if it was wrong to do so, my head says yes, but my mouth says no. She deserved it, for she tried to 'kill' my chance of scoring in my presentation, but my communication and general knowledge was far too superior compared to hers, along with my in-depth knowledge on my own presentation; The Internet. I'm afraid i sort of dragged her teammates down. I don't feel guilty, because i'm a bastard.

Next to destroy is yet another guy, who helped her in trying to humiliate me, but yet i came through with my 'victory through superior firepower' concept. Every single question he bombarded me with, i shot it right back at him, making the class mock at him for that moment.

Karma, since i'm gonna harm him that much, the things i've done will come back to me? I'll just have to wait and see. Better get my worth of hell-delivery to him before anything else.

Okay so he's not a hero, but the show HEROES is good, at least the first episode.

A little shooped image goes a long way <3

Scars

2007-04-17T23:01:00.000+08:00

At the end of this post, i will attempt to scar your mind with an image so eye/mindfucking, u'll regret coming onto this blog. Right now, some random pictures which was taken with KAILING <3

lol how random is this.

Bears & Kailing don't mix; look how sad the bear is

Donut eating <3

Our 'prototype' for richie's birthday present ~_~ ARE YOU READY?
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VENUS FLYTRAP

2007-04-16T18:02:00.000+08:00

For those who don't know what's a VENUS-FLYTRAP
(like over 9000 kids emailed me and said what's a venus flytrap)
I've decided to show you what a venus-flytrap is

Venus FlyTrap on wikipedia, IMAGE INCLUDED [CLICK HERE]

Well we had pool last night, balls are touching, it's gay

i liek MUJI

2007-04-15T00:53:00.000+08:00

So basically today, or rather, yesterday since it's already 1am, i went to watch TURISTAS with Kailing (lol, we're liek movie buddies now)

We made it through the M18 'no-entry-oh-shit-lol'. Will go there later in this post.

Epic event of today.
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[11:45:58 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: ur home
[11:46:28 PM] 安德路: yes honey, its been a tough day at work

Andrew holds the title of 'IMPACT' as of April 14, 2007, after briefly defeating Lim Bing Sheng with a line of honour-mentionable chatlogs.

Escaped slumberland around 11 this morning and had some files uploaded onto my ftp server.
watched some guilty gear videos and thought how sad is KAQN(pronounced KAK-YUN).
Kaqn owns in every single battle he does in the videos gamechariot hosts, yet his team died on the preliminaries of TOUGEKI '07. You have my sympathy D:

Had a impromptu decision on HEY KAILING, LETZ GO WATCH TURISTAS TODAY AND SHOP. Kailing was nice enough to give a positive response and we headed to orchard. DONUTS DONUTS DONUTS, Paragon for my wallet and muji for junkz. Bought an alternate color version of kailing's wallet, like it was 50% off! Had a nice Peppered Lunch at Pepper Lunch before we went into the theatre.

Bought tickets to TURISTAS prior to the paragraph above for 4 people. Because kailing was like, being nice and called Andrew and Bing Sheng along as they were already in bugis, shopping for some stuffs. Andrew bought a new backpack and lol, spade shirt.

Usher : Are you two 18?
Kailing : We're 18 this year
Royston : *Deep voice* Yeh, we're 18
the following conversation was in chinese.

We got in, yay, but andrew and bing sheng couldn't make it.
Reason : Andrew was wearing bermudas and Bing Sheng had no ahbeng hair.
Lol at them.

TURISTAS was a disappointment, despite the enthralling and -plzwatchmeelement- in the trailer. Half the time, the whole screen was in darkness and when it wasn't it was just mindless gore. Story was too slow, 1 hour of introduction and 30 mins of semi-thrill and mindless gore?
I was only impressed, yet bored by the scene whereby they had 15 mins of action in water. Must've been real hard to film and stuff.
One quote which was memorable to me was
"The best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing...but the worst thing is nothing"
Ratings -
Story : DO NOT WANT
Plot : DO NOT WANT
Points : n/0 I DIVIDED BY ZERO, OH SHI-
Kailing, we should just like, open a blog for movie review and stuff. ^^
Hello Kailing, my movie buddy; next movie, 200 pound happiness?

itz be fun tiem nao plz?

2007-04-12T23:25:00.000+08:00

Most epic event of April 11 goes to LIM BING SHENG

April 12 - HARPY... BASUTHEY.. RICHIE YIN YONG QIANG, I DON"T CARE!!!11
Being the nice guy like i always am, i've decided to accompany ANG KAILING during her flagday which happens to be in bugis. Okay i went there, met her and let her get alms lol.

Went to SP with her, and saw lihao and angeline. Our local pedophile has been spotted, STAY AWAY, FROM THIS MENACE. I REPEAT AND URGE YOU CITIZENS TO STAY AWAY. Kl did her part for SP and she got $13 for selling flags. And we're off to shop lulll.

-Note to all flag-sellers : You cannot sell flags at these locations,
MRT stations & Shopping Centres.
Still, we saw many people selling flags there.

Went to shop for stuffs for 'PROJECT', decided to watch TURISTAS. Settled for Cineleisure as cinema location. yap yap yap yap, blah blah blah blah.

Oh my, it's 7:20, let's go in to watch turistas, which tickets we've bought at 5. Then we realised, Turistas was M18.
Lul, wut? Usher didn't let us in =/
Nope, we didn't watch Turistas, ended up watching Sunshine.
Luckily, the tickets WAS EXCHANGEABLE.

Sunshine wasn't that bad. Was a boring start, then got interesting. 8/10 maybe?
The Sun's dying, what a bitch.

Kailing, we'll watch Turistas, no matter what, in the cinemas!
Mission accomplished, Kailing's wallet and pencil box. Our favourite shop now is... MUJI. We love shopping at high-class place nao!

PS: Shades are dumbshit lol THE LIGHT, UGH LOOL

Fort MAJOR?

2007-04-10T22:35:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone, it's Fort_MAJOR now, due to request by a angsty teenage boy who spits vulgarity like he's playing spitball every single day with no mercy. He hails just under 170cm and is a probably BlackBelt in Taekwondo who is in optometry course in Singapore Poly. Probably very fit and has a white pasty english-cum-chinese skin color! Oh yes, he designs shoes too. He's none other than.... LIM BING SHENG. But that's not the point of the post today!

Gareth and me decided on upgrading the Snail Aquarium and putting a title onto it with elaborate rose-like designs on the corners! We'll be making Cow and Butterfly aquarium soon, so watch this space! (_____) <- yeh, watch it.

This is the drink i brought to school after buying it from Candy Empire on FS&ROY day. It is made of Mozart-ness and Nougat and chocolate.
It taste like mozart, nougat and chocolate! It's sure hell expensive for a thick chocolate drink. But who cares, it's buy 1 get 1 free, no shi-, that's their gimmick to get us to buy >_>

But anyways, Holder Series has ended, probably more time for studies and whatnot.
Just got myself a 6-CD, 1.01GB Final Fantasy XI Premium Box OST. A shitload of goodness is inside, waiting for me to listen to them!

Till next time!

Yvonne, HIIII
Andrew, LOLLLL
Fee See, OMG SO CUTE PLZ STOP D:
Bing Sheng, BAPOK BAPOK BAPOK!
Kailing, ITZ SHOPPIN TIEMZ!

The Holder of Legion

2007-04-08T20:11:00.000+08:00

Due to unpopularity and a comment : "it ain't creepy after the first one", I've decided to cease the HOLDER SERIES. It's too tiring to come up with something when you've got nothing. This is the planned ending, enjoy!

In any city, in any country, go to any bigger hospital you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Legion". The worker's expression will freeze and he will ask you to leave. Do not obey, instead keep asking, about once a minute. After some time, maybe minutes, maybe hours, the worker will finally give in. By this time, he will be close to crying, probably even collapsing due to the pressure you're putting onto him by the mere mentioning of this Holder's name.

But, you will be taken to a remote part of the hospital. That part where all those people go when they are destined to die in the hospital they're in. The part where all hope is lost, where not even the cheeriest person is happy. You will be taken deep into these hallways, deep down below the surface. The worker will take you to a door further below than any other in the building, possibly even a hundred meters below the basement. This is where your last chance to turn back is. Should you decide to go into this door, your fate will be sealed, and there will be no chance of ever leaving alive. Turn back if you want to find other pieces. If not...Well, then ask the worker to unlock the door. He will beg you to leave, tears flowing over his cheeks, and he will, if you keep asking him to open the door, try to scream at you. But he should give in if you are determined enough. He will open the door.

Enter, and it will be closed behind you, and locked. Now is no turning back, and no matter what you do, you will eventually die. The beings creeping in the shadows of the room have already begun to leech your life from your body and you will feel older with every second. Run as fast as you can to the door on the other side of the room and enter it. The beings here are simply minor demons, not even capable of scaring the smallest child. Follow the red path you see and you will soon reach a wooden door.

Knock thrice. If you are lucky, someone will ask you to stay where you are. Your death will be a quick one. Should he instead tell you to enter, do so. Your feelings do not matter, nothing matters after you have entered this room. Here, you will see them, all behind a kind of force-field that repels anything coming to close. You will see two thousand nine hundred and forty five. The last of them is held by the person in the middle of the room. But you will also see things that cannot be described by human words. Things that show that this very room could be a tiny part of hell. Things that might drive you mad if you look at them for too long. Walk closer to the one in the middle, him, her, it. It does not matter what the being there is. Ask him: "Why do you hide them?". He will answer you. He will tell you how he got his first one and then proceeded to look for all those others you see around you. The tale might drive you mad, it might kill you, it could do anything to you. But in the case that nothing happens, he will ask you to take his object. It is attached to his chest, but do not even come close to it. Tell him the following: "I came to see, not to touch. You may now let me leave."

He will then laugh. He will laugh even worse than the devil, more evil than anything in the world. He will then say a simple sentence. "Your fate is sealed." The object on his chest will begin to glow and you will feel pain. Then madness. And finally, death.

You have three choices here. One is to accept your fate, and descend to the lowest level of hell for eternity. The second is to kill him, promptly and speedily, but to do so is to destroy the final object, and to end your search forever.

The third is to produce the first object.

If you do, he will scream and attempt to attack you. Do not worry- he can't get past the object. Eventually he will begin to melt, as he dashes himself against the forcefield generated by the symbol of madness you hold in your hands. Do not open your eyes until no more sound is heard.

Toss the first object away and look. Where the thing once stood, a single, gigantic diamond lies twinkling on the floor. Grab it.

It will embed itself in your chest, becoming part of you as much as your heart or your brain.

You are now the final object of the 2945. Bring them together, and show us your smile. You've finished the quest bestowed upon you from the beginning, your life is resumed to where it was before it all began. Eternal Bliss is upon you now, it takes form as a person of the opposite gender as you.

You see your Eternal Bliss for a moment, looking into his/her eyes, a tiny glow of evil lies inside......(???)

Run Kailing, we robbed a Levi's boutique!

2007-04-07T01:24:00.000+08:00

So today, no wait, yesterday was a fine day.
Went out with Kailing after my tuition to have her Fatty, i mean Patty Anne jeans changed into a smaller size.

1st stop - The Heeren
Went into The Heeren and settled into Levi's store, most unfortunate, kailing's jeans design had no stock for her size. (Guess many hot ladies bought their jeans there too)
Salesman : Is Marina alright?
Kailing : Oh okay.

2nd stop - Takashimaya
What the hell? We practically got lost because we couldn't find the shop that I wanted. But we did have a contented 'early-dinner' at OMURICE. Finally, got to taste a real omurice. Saw it on Lunch Queen jDrama, but never really tried it. IT"S SO TASTY LA? Kailing had a Omurice with mushroom sauce on it while i had a omurice with curry. Gotta taste the demiglace sauce one soon. So we finally did find the shop and bought something nice, or at least i think it is. Oh yeh, the Levi's counter was terrible at service.

3rd stop - Suntec City
You know, ROYCE is a good chocolate shop. I don't care how it taste. Sure hell taste better than GODIVA chocolates and cheaper too. Bought a NAMA chocolate for kailing woooz~ Now i don't owe you any chocolates! Funny thing, 4 people are tending to Takashimaya's ROYCE which has an area half of the one in Suntec City, however only 2 people are tending to Suntec's ROYCE. Cute.

2.5 and 4th stop - Marina Square!
2.5th was the Levi's jeans change
4th was impromptu movie session. Watched The Reaping. Now that's some pretty fucked up NC16 show for a horror movie, LOCUSSST.

Plot - 8/10
Story - 7/10
Sounds - 9/10
Thrill - 8.5/10
Overall - 7.5/10

Okay so, was a little afraid during the show, but heck, i didn't spend $9.50 to close my eyes. So got thrilled throughout with kailing. We got terrible seats(blame me D:) 2nd row from the front and on the left side of the cinema. The screen was practically concaved and we can't see no shit no clearly SIR! NO SIR! Okay, not so bad in the end. Plan to watch that thriller turista or whatever title it was.

Conclusion :
Outing with roys = you try new food new things!
April 6 = Unofficial KL&ROY day?

SHHHHH

2007-04-06T00:15:00.000+08:00

I need a new blogskin, period.

Kailing and I are making a project.. shhhhhhh

Holder of Eternity

2007-04-02T23:06:00.000+08:00

Holder of Eternity

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Eternity". A sigh might escape the worker as they look upon you with the utmost pity. They will take you down a flight of stairs into what should be the basement of the building, and yet isn't.

As you press deeper and deeper into this underlayer of the institution a chorus of screams will begin to be audible. Softly at first, as if from a great distance, but the closer you get to the end of the hallway, the louder it becomes until it drones so loud that it seems to consume all other noises, until you begin to claw at your own ears in pain. The worker will show you a door, covering both their ears. As swift as they can, they will unlock the door and run, leaving only you in this cramped, dark hallway.

This is your last chance to run. If you decide to continue, and open the door then the piercing wail will end abruptly, leaving your ears ringing. The room is coated in an almost tangible, all-consuming darkness but for the far end of the room. There, manacled to the wall is an emaciated figure, covered in raw lashes. He stares directly at you, with a grin plastered to his face despite festering wounds and a scalpel still half-protruding from his chest. Now is your only chance to save yourself, and the only way is to ask "Who created them?".

He will cackle, in a manner befitting the death throes of an animal before responding. His tale will be the most horrific tale you have ever heard, beyond such primitive concepts such as pain and death, into the very essence of wrong. Of evil.

It is up to you to end this man's life, to release his terrible burden. Remove the scalpel, and he will shudder once in agony before falling silent forever.

That scalpel is Object 6 of 538. It is up to you if the rest should be protected or destroyed.

April 1st, i LOL'd

2007-04-02T00:13:00.000+08:00

Hello readers, again, today will be a long post. Please have a good scroller mouse and read on =D

The day began at 12am actually or sometime near that time.

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| ... SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU (limbingsheng@hotmail.com) |
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[1:30:35 PM] *unicef秉陞...: simi lan jiao fsandroy day
[1:40:03 PM] *unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU just sent
you a nudge.
[2:06:37 PM] *unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU just sent
you a nudge.
[2:09:13 PM] *unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU just sent
you a nudge.
[12:13:36 AM] *unicef秉陞...chaotah skin...(SLEEP)(BE BACK TML) just sen
t you a nudge.
[12:21:24 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i back le
[12:21:28 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: today is fs&roy day
[12:21:47 AM] *unicef秉陞...: WTF
[12:22:02 AM] *unicef秉陞...: roy u noe the breadtalk thing rite
[12:22:05 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ???
[12:22:14 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i that time tell u one
[12:22:20 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: which one
[12:22:27 AM] *unicef秉陞...: the old lady
[12:22:35 AM] *unicef秉陞...: in breadtalk talk to me
[12:23:03 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: u never said anything
[12:23:06 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: now tell me whole thing
[12:23:14 AM] *unicef秉陞...: oh
[12:23:21 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i TOT I TELL U
[12:23:28 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: NOW TELL ME
[12:23:40 AM] *unicef秉陞...: okok
[12:23:42 AM] *unicef秉陞...: tmd this lady
[12:23:50 AM] *unicef秉陞...: said i look like her grandson
[12:24:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL
[12:24:20 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: then?
[12:24:26 AM] *unicef秉陞...: then i ignoreignore la
[12:24:34 AM] *unicef秉陞...: then who knoes i go pay for my bread
[12:24:52 AM] *unicef秉陞...: the cashier say i must pay for the lady co
z i m her grandson la
[12:24:53 AM] *unicef秉陞...: CB
[12:25:11 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: SERIOUS?
[12:25:45 AM] *unicef秉陞...: YA LA
[12:25:50 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: then?
[12:25:52 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: wad u do
[12:25:59 AM] *unicef秉陞...: then i chase her all the way to the MRT st
ation
[12:26:04 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL
[12:26:15 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: how come bread talk people say u her grandson
[12:26:30 AM] *unicef秉陞...: that lady tell em
[12:26:32 AM] *unicef秉陞...: tmd
[12:26:43 AM] *unicef秉陞...: then when she climb up e stairs rite
[12:27:02 AM] *unicef秉陞...: I PULLED HER LEG just like i m pulling urs
nAO..
[12:27:22 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: good joke, asshat
[12:27:34 AM] *unicef秉陞...: APRIL FOOLS
[12:27:36 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lol
[12:27:49 AM] *unicef秉陞...: ITS APRIL FOOLS DAY NO FS&ROYSDAY [and ca
turday]
[12:27:56 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: what an asshole

Okay, so he played a trick on me, thus i decided, Andrew, get back at him =D
[Andrew's part]
[12:27:42 AM] 安德路: 秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
hey
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
drew
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
u noe the breadtalk thing?
[12:27:43 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: shit
[12:27:44 AM] 安德路: here he comes
[12:27:50 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: he got tell u?
[12:28:01 AM] 安德路: telling
[12:28:02 AM] 安德路: lol
[12:28:06 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: wanna me to spoil?
[12:28:08 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: so u can counter
[12:28:11 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: don't reply him first
[12:28:22 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: Hello!
[12:28:30 AM] 安德路: ok lol
[12:28:37 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: he'll say untill chase to mrt
[12:28:38 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: then
[12:28:48 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i PULLED THE WOMAN"S LEG LIKE I AM PULLING URS N
AO
[12:29:02 AM] 安德路: april's fool huh
[12:29:04 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: think of something, counter
[12:29:06 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: and post to me
[12:29:08 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: going down by blog
[12:29:16 AM] 安德路: imma think of something smart

[12:36:30 AM] 安德路: mission accomplished
[12:36:36 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: post to me kthx
[12:37:36 AM] 安德路: *unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU say
s:
hey
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
drew
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
u noe the breadtalk thing?
安德路 says:
what thing?
安德路 says:
??
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
this old lady la
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
i in bread talk buy bread
安德路 says:
when?
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
jus nao
安德路 says:
which breadtalk? i jus now oso got go buy bread lei
安德路 says:
nv see u one
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
COK AR?
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
jp
安德路 says:
I OSO!
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
cok AR
安德路 says:
=.=
安德路 says:
my mom fetch me there buy bread cause i sick what
安德路 says:
what cok
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
lol
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
this old lady suddenly tok to me la
安德路 says:
isit
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
say i look like his grandson

[12:37:49 AM] 安德路: 安德路 says:
was the old lady blind or?..
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
duno la
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
then i ignoreignore la
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
THEN CB FUCK UP I GO cashier pay that cashier say i nid
pay for the old lady
安德路 says:
bs u wanna pull my leg? u gotta catch it first
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
coz i her grandson
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
FARK
[12:38:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL!
[12:38:42 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: he doens't know i told u
[12:38:46 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: will be revealed in my blog
[12:38:47 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: xD
[12:39:25 AM] 安德路: coz i her grandson
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
FARK
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
yea i did tell u
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
LAWL
安德路 says:
im always a step ahead of u LOSER! LOL.
安德路 says:
i even counted down to april's fool la
安德路 says:
u nv tell me
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
i DID TELL U THAT?
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
DANG IT
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
BLAME MY CHAT LOGS
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
LAWLl
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
BUT ROY KENA liao
安德路 says:
lolol
安德路 says:
but he went on a date wif fs
安德路 says:
U STILL LOSE
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
I NOE HE DI SIAO ME WIF THAT
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
SO I DI SIAO BACK WITH THAT JOKE
安德路 says:
lol?
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
DANG IT
安德路 says:
they really went out u know
*unicef秉陞...OH SP UR NETWORK SUCKS......EFFFOUU says:
I NOE
DANG IT

Thanks andrew!

So we lurked till really late with me, bs and fs online.. and here comes the fun
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| Session Start: Sunday, April 01, 2007 |
| Participants: |
| 聖騎士団ソル Hermès 要笑就笑,不然会中内伤 (roys.exe@gmail.com) |
| this will take forever (heyheyscarlet@gmail.com) |
| ... A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED MY FLU (limbingsheng@hotmail.com) |
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[2:41:33 AM] *unicef秉陞...: today we are autioning an EPIC PICTURE with
the price beginning at 3m pounds
[2:41:46 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: care to bid, anyone?
[2:41:46 AM] this will ta: LOL
[2:41:47 AM] *unicef秉陞...: auctioning
[2:41:58 AM] this will ta: none cares
[2:41:58 AM] this will ta: reallt
[2:42:03 AM] this will ta: i got da original
[2:42:06 AM] *unicef秉陞...: OH SIAN
[2:42:15 AM] *unicef秉陞...: an lian me ar
[2:42:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: loool
[2:42:18 AM] *unicef秉陞...: keep 4 years
[2:42:20 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: D:
[2:42:30 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: look who was INSIDE the picture with u
[2:42:37 AM] *unicef秉陞...: the camera
[2:42:43 AM] *unicef秉陞...: and ROYSSIE
[2:42:55 AM] this will ta: u 2 are meant to be equal
[2:43:20 AM] *unicef秉陞...: there are somethings money cant buy
[2:43:29 AM] *unicef秉陞...: for epic hair there is mastercard
[2:44:35 AM] *unicef秉陞...: :P
[2:44:41 AM] this will ta: just秉it: ITS A LOVE TOKEN....
1 Apr 07, 02:36
just秉it: ITS NO STUPID JACKET
[2:44:41 AM] this will ta: ROFL LAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2:44:44 AM] this will ta: WAD IS THIS]
[2:44:45 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL
[2:44:45 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LOY i tagged
[2:44:58 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i like my post
[2:45:02 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: STUPID JACKET
[2:45:03 AM] *unicef秉陞...: :P
[2:46:13 AM] *unicef秉陞...: its NAW STUPID JACKET
[2:46:45 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i predicted that today will rain
[2:46:51 AM] *unicef秉陞...: so must lend fs
[2:46:55 AM] *unicef秉陞...: if nt she catch cold
[2:47:27 AM] *unicef秉陞...: and i ate the flu bug
[2:47:31 AM] *unicef秉陞...: ANYONE TEHRE
[2:47:53 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED
MY FLU has changed his/her status to Busy
[2:47:54 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED
MY FLU has changed his/her status to Online
[2:48:11 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: well who cares
[2:48:14 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: she went out with me
[2:48:26 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i predicted u get sick today, therefore i asked h
er out today
[2:48:36 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WHERE IS UR GOD NOW
[2:48:37 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: HAHAHHAA
[2:48:46 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 8 - She is maiwaifu.
9 - She is not ahbing's waifu
10 - She isn't a twit.
[2:48:52 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i prevent her frm getting sick
[2:48:57 AM] *unicef秉陞...: where is ur gawd nao
[2:49:02 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 8 - She is maiwaifu.
9 - She is not ahbing's waifu
10 - She isn't a twit.
[2:49:11 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: where are your GODS now
[2:49:26 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i didnt pray last nite
[2:49:28 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lawl
[2:49:32 AM] *unicef秉陞...: thats how i got sick
[2:49:34 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LAWL
[2:49:56 AM] this will ta: ROFL
[2:49:57 AM] this will ta: WAD IS THIS
[2:49:57 AM] this will ta: LOL LAR
[2:50:09 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: no
[2:50:11 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: let me tell u
[2:50:57 AM] *unicef秉陞...: let me tell u instead
[2:51:05 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i predicted you will get sick today, and therefor
e asked fs out.
she agreed, not knowing that ur gonna be sick
and u helped me by giving her a jacket, which prevented h
er from sickness
which in return, she came to have a good date with roysto
n
[2:51:07 AM] *unicef秉陞...: FS IS MAINE
[2:51:10 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WHERE IS UR GOD NOW
[2:52:12 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i predicted that u would go out with her an
d so i gave her the jacket as a shield from the evil roys
sie ...and the day is saved thanks to the green striped j
acket
[2:52:19 AM] *unicef秉陞...: where is ur GAWD NAOs
[2:52:23 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LAWL
[2:52:28 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: invalid arguement, FAN LI WU XIAO
[2:52:47 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WHERE ARE UR GODS NOW
[2:52:48 AM] *unicef秉陞...: invalid usage of vocab
[2:53:01 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: fan li wu xiao = negates your theory
[2:53:07 AM] *unicef秉陞...: YONG CI BU DANG FANG DUI YOU XIAO
[2:53:32 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WO YONG CI CU BANG, FAN DUI YOU XIAO
[2:53:54 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: NI YONG DUI CI, DAN FAN LI WU XIAO
[2:53:58 AM] *unicef秉陞...: yeah its you xiao
[2:54:00 AM] *unicef秉陞...: I WIN LAWL
[2:54:02 AM] *unicef秉陞...: PWNED
[2:54:20 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 聖騎士団ソル Hermès 要笑就笑,不然会中内伤 sa
ys:
WO YONG CI CU BANG, FAN DUI YOU XIAO
[2:54:29 AM] *unicef秉陞...: imma SAW THAT
[2:54:32 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LOL
[2:55:06 AM] *unicef秉陞...: weh is everyone
[2:55:17 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: shit lol
[2:55:37 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: da cuo zhi, oh da bian
[2:55:50 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LAWL
[2:55:59 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol
[2:56:01 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Tml wan makan at maid's cafe
[2:56:06 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: AHAHHAHAHAH
[2:56:11 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i duno where teh fark is that
[2:56:16 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LAWL
[2:56:18 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i know where
[2:56:29 AM] *unicef秉陞...: ok nvm i dun wana noe
[2:56:46 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: oh da bian lol
[2:57:01 AM] this will ta: LOL
[2:57:02 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: wo chu yi ling, OH DA BIAN
[2:57:05 AM] this will ta: 秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and I
T CAUSED MY FLU says:
YONG CI BU DANG FANG DUI YOU XIAO
聖騎士団ソル Hermès 要笑就笑,不然会中内伤 says:
WO YONG CI CU BANG, FAN DUI YOU XIAO
聖騎士団ソル Hermès 要笑就笑,不然会中内伤 says:
NI YONG DUI CI, DAN FAN LI WU XIAO
秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT
[2:57:05 AM] this will ta: siao one
[2:57:10 AM] this will ta: ACT CHINESE GOOD ONLY
[2:57:12 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i divided by zero
OH SHI-
[2:57:38 AM] *unicef秉陞...: here comes DAREDEVIL.....MINI FAUST
[2:57:46 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol
[2:57:49 AM] *unicef秉陞...: HEAVEN OR HELL
[2:57:57 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: mini faust = wins
[2:58:10 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: HERE COMES A DAREDEVIL... WAIFU&HABEEB
[2:58:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: HEAVEN OR HELL, DUEL 1, LETZ ROCK
[2:58:26 AM] *unicef秉陞...: DESTROYED
[2:58:30 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: im am ur god now
[2:58:34 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WO SHI SHEN
[2:58:48 AM] *unicef秉陞...: ni shi shen jin bing
[2:58:49 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WO SHI SHEN.....
[2:58:53 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WO SHI SHEN JUNLONG
[2:59:15 AM] *unicef秉陞...: where is andrew
[2:59:19 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: sleeping
[2:59:20 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: sick
[2:59:20 AM] *unicef秉陞...: hes offline?!
[2:59:28 AM] *unicef秉陞...: IMMA OSO SICK
[2:59:30 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ta shen bing... oh da bian
[2:59:37 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ni ye shen bing, oh da bianb
[2:59:44 AM] 聖騎士団ソル Hermès 要笑就笑,不然会中内伤 has changed his/
her personal message to "OH DA BIAN"
[2:59:58 AM] *unicef秉陞...: mei you jacket wo shen bing
[3:00:09 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: no
[3:00:17 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: mei you jacket, ni shen (jing) bing
[3:00:27 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol pinyin is so fun
[3:00:43 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LAWL
[3:00:56 AM] *unicef秉陞...: MEI YOU HUI SHI WO GEN SHEN JIN BING
[3:00:59 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: NI DE SHEN ZAI NA LI!?
[3:01:10 AM] *unicef秉陞...: WO SHI SHEN
[3:01:28 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: MEI YOU BING SHENG, HUISHI HE WO ZAI YI QI, HEN K
UAI LE
[3:01:41 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: WO SHI NI DE SHEN
[3:01:43 AM] *unicef秉陞...: TA MA DE
[3:01:50 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL
[3:02:10 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: TA MA DE?
HUI SHI DE MA, XI HUAN WO
[3:02:15 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: BU XI HUAN NI
[3:02:30 AM] *unicef秉陞...: PENG

[3:02:38 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 华文！
[3:02:40 AM] *unicef秉陞...: CL b3 difficult pinyin la
[3:03:22 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 用华文来
MSN!
[3:03:32 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 你可以吗？
[3:06:18 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，你不可以
[3:06:21 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 可以
[3:06:36 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 太慢了！
[3:06:47 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[3:07:35 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 没有放华文在languagebar
[3:07:44 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 有
[3:07:56 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 我会拼音！
[3:08:16 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 慧诗在哪里
[3:08:23 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ta
[3:08:26 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: eh wtf
[3:08:50 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 我非常掏严华文
[3:08:50 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 她在我心里
[3:09:10 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 她在我家里
[3:09:34 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 讨厌啦！，不是掏严
[3:09:52 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 妈的啦很搞唯啦
[3:10:01 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 在你家里没用！
在我心里
[3:10:12 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: loL!
[3:10:17 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯la
[3:10:22 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: very tiring
[3:10:25 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: let's go back to engrish
[3:10:47 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lol
[3:10:47 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯
[3:10:49 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯
[3:10:53 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: gao wei
[3:11:08 AM] *unicef秉陞...: sian
[3:11:13 AM] *unicef秉陞...: where is fee see
[3:11:15 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED
MY FLU has changed his/her status to Busy
[3:11:17 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED
MY FLU has changed his/her status to Online
[3:11:17 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED
MY FLU has changed his/her status to Busy
[3:11:18 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED
MY FLU has changed his/her status to Online
[3:11:33 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: dunno leh
[3:11:40 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: maybe playing that orisinal
[3:11:42 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: the bubbles de
[3:11:48 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: that time u had hard time looking cuz got many co
lors
[3:11:49 AM] *unicef秉陞...: floats?
[3:11:52 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: yeh
[3:13:50 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯 immagotagonao
[3:14:03 AM] *unicef秉陞...: that 搞唯 flu is killing me...
[3:14:11 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯 ! la
[3:14:13 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL
[3:14:15 AM] *unicef秉陞...: MY NOSEEEE
[3:14:15 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: cute
[3:14:19 AM] *unicef秉陞...: MY EYE
[3:14:20 AM] *unicef秉陞...: MY EAR
[3:14:24 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: no swim 2morow D:
[3:14:25 AM] *unicef秉陞...: MY BODEY
[3:14:27 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LOL
[3:14:39 AM] *unicef秉陞...: ASK FISIE
[3:14:39 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LOL
[3:14:39 AM] this will ta: lol gao wei
[3:14:57 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯! la stupid bug keep crawling in my BODDE
Y
[3:15:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: fs!
[3:15:30 AM] *unicef秉陞...: NAW U R NT GONNA GET HER
[3:15:39 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: nah
[3:15:47 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: good things like her are suppose to be appreciate
d
[3:15:48 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: =)
[3:16:10 AM] this will ta: eh u all talk in chinese again leh
[3:16:15 AM] this will ta: DMAN FUNNY LAR
[3:16:19 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯 ar
[3:16:24 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: bs sleeping?
[3:16:28 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: put as ur nick la
[3:16:29 AM] *unicef秉陞...: wo hua yu na ling dan ar
[3:16:45 AM] this will ta: hen hao xiao!
[3:16:50 AM] this will ta: ling ren ha ha da xiao
[3:16:57 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i decided
[3:17:00 AM] this will ta: ni men de you mo gan zhen (Y)
[3:17:02 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A FLU BUG...and IT CAUSED
MY FLU has changed his/her name to "*unicef秉陞...effffit I
SWOLLOWED A 搞唯 FLU BUG..and it caused my 搞唯 flu"
[3:17:09 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lol
[3:17:11 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: fs should be appreciated by both bs and me
[3:17:30 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: right bs?
[3:17:30 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: =D
[3:17:36 AM] *unicef秉陞...: FS TML WE GO CHOCOLATE BUFET
[3:17:38 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: we're mature young adults
[3:17:38 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LAWL
[3:18:05 AM] this will ta: oh i'm so loved
[3:18:05 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Chocolate heals everything
[3:18:11 AM] this will ta: siao chocolate buffet
[3:18:12 AM] *unicef秉陞...: MY 搞唯 FLU IS KILLING ME
[3:18:12 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: strudel heals fee see
[3:18:25 AM] this will ta: make ur flu bug give birth to more babies a
hr
[3:18:30 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL
[3:18:36 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: so me and fs can get MC
[3:18:37 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: =D
[3:18:38 AM] *unicef秉陞...: yi du gong du ma
[3:18:45 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: gov education sucks
[3:19:03 AM] *unicef秉陞...: naw IT DONT SUCK AT ALL
[3:19:12 AM] *unicef秉陞...: IT REALLY REALLY 搞唯 de suck
[3:19:24 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: gao wei as ur clipboard
[3:19:30 AM] *unicef秉陞...: yeah
[3:19:35 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i love it
[3:19:37 AM] *unicef秉陞...: loL
[3:19:40 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol
[3:19:56 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i just now ate half a cadbury chocolate blo
ck
[3:19:57 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lol
[3:20:14 AM] *unicef秉陞...: how nice is that
[3:20:14 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lol
[3:21:29 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 秉陞，我们都爱她，对吗？
[3:22:12 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i dun love her...i CHAO LOVE HER
[3:22:16 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LOL
[3:22:27 AM] this will ta: WAH LAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[3:22:28 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: bast
[3:22:34 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: we should appreciate fs
[3:22:34 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: =D
[3:22:40 AM] this will ta: WAD U ALL DOING
[3:22:41 AM] this will ta: BS TOO SICK LIAO LARRRRRR
[3:22:56 AM] *unicef秉陞...: i m killing mah FLU BUG
[3:23:01 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: how
[3:23:06 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: using pesticide?
[3:23:12 AM] *unicef秉陞...: NO
[3:23:19 AM] *unicef秉陞...: swallow CHOCOLATE
[3:23:22 AM] this will ta: use love rite
[3:23:30 AM] this will ta: i know
[3:23:31 AM] this will ta: CHEY I TOT U WILL SAY
[3:23:31 AM] this will ta: USE MY LOVE FOR FS
[3:23:31 AM] this will ta: CHEY
[3:23:33 AM] *unicef秉陞...: yea tahts an0ther way
[3:23:34 AM] this will ta: NO FUN SIA
[3:23:48 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: AHAHHAHAHA
[3:23:51 AM] this will ta: (L)(L)(L)
[3:23:58 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: fs, he doesn't love u as much as i do
[3:24:10 AM] *unicef秉陞...: (L)(K)(F)(L)
[3:24:21 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LAWL

[3:24:24 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: wtf
[3:24:28 AM] this will ta: ROFL!!
[3:24:28 AM] this will ta: ROFL!!!
[3:25:01 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: wo men de ai...
[3:25:04 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ＦＩＲ
[3:25:05 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ｌｏｌ
[3:26:10 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 太慢了，秉陞
[3:27:40 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Sent an ink message:

[3:27:41 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lawl
[3:28:02 AM] *unicef秉陞...: ni ma ma de copy my name frm my nick
[3:28:12 AM] *unicef秉陞...: that sheng took me years to find
[3:28:23 AM] *unicef秉陞...: its the traditional word of RIse SHENG
[3:28:24 AM] *unicef秉陞...: tmd
[3:28:24 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lol
[3:28:27 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: LOL
[3:29:10 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 不可以吗？
[3:29:15 AM] this will ta: ahh bing fgo sleep lar
[3:29:15 AM] this will ta: so late already
[3:29:21 AM] this will ta: later ur sickness worsen
[3:29:25 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: yeh
[3:29:29 AM] *unicef秉陞...: cannot must pei fs chat
[3:29:33 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: so sick that fs love can't cure
[3:29:35 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LATA SHE MOODY
[3:29:38 AM] this will ta: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA
[3:29:41 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: im around, don't worry
[3:29:56 AM] this will ta: GAN DONG!
[3:30:00 AM] *unicef秉陞...: with u arnd i worry moar
[3:30:29 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lawl
[3:31:04 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: Sent an ink message:

[3:31:22 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: bu yong pa, roy roy bu hui shang hai ta ai de ren
[3:32:44 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Sent an ink message:

[3:32:58 AM] this will ta: 一个个神经不正常
[3:33:22 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Sent an ink message:

[3:33:52 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Sent an ink message:

[3:34:13 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: Sent an ink message:

[3:35:04 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 不要吵!
[3:35:09 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Sent an ink message:

[3:35:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ?
[3:35:59 AM] *unicef秉陞...: Sent an ink message:

[3:36:14 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: ...?
[3:36:25 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 我去睡了
[3:36:40 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: bai bai
[3:37:38 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 如果明天慧诗少了一根毛我对你不客气lawl
[3:37:41 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: FS ARH, WAD U DOING...
[3:37:43 AM] this will ta: lol ok
[3:37:43 AM] this will ta: have a good rest!
[3:37:46 AM] *unicef秉陞...: EPICＣＨＩＮＥＳＥSENTENCE
[3:37:53 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol, halfmoon open
[3:37:57 AM] *unicef秉陞...: in every show
[3:38:14 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: fs, wut u doing naos
[3:38:31 AM] this will ta: 秉陞真可爱!
[3:38:46 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 妈的。。
[3:39:44 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 过奖了
[3:39:44 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: go sleep la, later u morning gao wei
[3:39:48 AM] *unicef秉陞...: LOL
[3:39:55 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 搞唯啦
[3:40:06 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 头痛了
[3:40:17 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: go la
[3:40:24 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 小朋友们
[3:40:31 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 再见了
[3:40:38 AM] *unicef秉陞...: bai guys
[3:40:39 AM] this will ta: 好好休息！
[3:40:49 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 再见了，林老师！
[3:40:50 AM] *unicef秉陞...: BAI MY LUV
[3:41:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 大便！
[3:41:18 AM] *unicef秉陞...: lawl everyone turns chinese at an instant
[3:41:43 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: who started it?
[3:41:53 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: me
[3:41:54 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: =D
[3:41:55 AM] this will ta: 去睡觉拉！
[3:42:02 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: yeh
[3:42:07 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: watch me
[3:42:09 AM] *unicef秉陞...: 我会想你的LAWL
[3:42:11 AM] *unicef秉陞...: EPIC
[3:42:37 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: 秉陞，我爱你。。。
睡觉吧！
[3:42:41 AM] *unicef秉陞...: kthxbaiciao
[3:42:43 AM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A 搞唯 FLU BUG..and it caus
ed my 搞唯 flu has left the conversation.
[3:42:54 AM] this will ta: LOL
[3:42:55 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: fs, tell me wut u doing naos
[3:43:06 AM] this will ta: photoshop
[3:43:14 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: o_O wut pics
[3:44:03 AM] this will ta: new blogskinz
[3:44:17 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: and where's mine
[3:44:18 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: D:
[3:47:46 AM] this will ta: lol i dunno hwo to make ur's lazzz
[3:48:33 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: oh well nvm then
[3:49:32 AM] this will ta: wad' with the oh da bian?
[3:50:00 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: oh shit lor
[3:51:03 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: oh da bian = oh shit
[3:51:12 AM] this will ta: u wan a simple skin?
[3:51:16 AM] this will ta: i can do that'
[3:51:19 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: yes please
[3:51:20 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol
[3:51:23 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: that i liek
[3:52:42 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: why aren't u sleeping early todya anyways
[3:54:50 AM] this will ta: why must u chat with me in 2 chats
[3:55:02 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i did?
[3:55:08 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i closed the first one
[3:55:09 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lkol
[3:56:50 AM] this will ta: hmm
[3:56:50 AM] this will ta: oh well
[3:57:00 AM] this will ta: the skin is not working on me
[3:57:02 AM] this will ta: i can even complete my own one
[3:57:07 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: then nvm lor
[3:57:09 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: royston can wait
[3:59:25 AM] this will ta: why aint u sleepinz?
[3:59:36 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: making brushes for PS
[4:01:19 AM] this will ta: =0
[4:01:19 AM] this will ta: mroe genius then me
[4:05:13 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: Initiated a file transfer
[4:08:40 AM] this will take forever received the files you added to yo
ur sharing folder.
[4:08:59 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: i put my rose brush i made inside the sharing fol
der for u to see
[4:09:05 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: the sides are fked up tho
[4:09:49 AM] this will ta: icic
[4:09:56 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: can load it?
[4:10:23 AM] this will ta: cant ):
[4:10:30 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: wtf?
[4:10:36 AM] this will ta: aoyah i dont think i can amke any skins ton
ight
[4:10:38 AM] this will ta: no inspiration
[4:10:43 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol then it's okay
[4:10:46 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: can't load my brush?
[4:11:16 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: click on brushes
click the circle
the click load brushes
[4:11:29 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: then go to directory where my brush is and ur don
e
[4:11:42 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: select my brush lol to append to ur current brush
list
[4:15:22 AM] this will ta: okw ait..
[4:20:19 AM] this will ta: nope really cant load
[4:20:26 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: gee
[4:20:34 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: wanna see it anyways?
[4:20:35 AM] 聖騎士団ソル: lol
[4:21:39 AM] this will take forever received the files you added to yo
ur sharing folder.
[4:23:55 AM] this will take forever is now Offline

-

Anyways, i slept after fs went offline, and woke up at 7.

Weisheng fking cancelled our planned date like always and ended having lunch at KFC with me
KFC session done and i tried to convince fs to go NYNY with us, but she refused =/
after much persuasion, bs and me decided, damn! just go to her house.

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| Session Start: Sunday, April 01, 2007 |
| Participants: |
| 聖騎士団ソル Hermès 要笑就笑,不然会中内伤 (roys.exe@gmail.com) |
| ... FLU BUG..and it caused my 搞唯 flu (limbingsheng@hotmail.com) |
.--------------------------------------------------------------------.
[3:39:06 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: want bo?
[3:39:07 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: now
[3:39:08 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: we
[3:39:08 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: go
[3:39:09 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: fshouse
[3:39:36 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: she will have no choice
[3:39:39 PM] *unicef秉陞...: ｓｈｅ　ｄｕｎ　ａｌｌｏｗ　ｐｐｌ　ｇｏ　ｕｐ　ｏｎｅ
[3:39:48 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: no one's in her house now
[3:39:49 PM] *unicef秉陞...: ｌａｗｌ
[3:39:50 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: want bo?
[3:39:54 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: i wear clothes make hair we go
[3:40:03 PM] *unicef秉陞...: 好
[3:40:07 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: serious?
[3:40:19 PM] *unicef秉陞...: MEET U 430 AT JP
[3:40:21 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: i not joking leh
[3:40:23 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: okay
[3:40:33 PM] *unicef秉陞...: ok
[3:40:33 PM] *unicef秉陞...: lol
[3:40:36 PM] *unicef秉陞...: i oso nt joking leh
[3:40:36 PM] *unicef秉陞...: loo
[3:40:57 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: okay
[3:40:59 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: go prepare now
[3:41:12 PM] *unicef秉陞...: okok
[3:41:18 PM] *unicef秉陞...: cya
[3:43:12 PM] *unicef秉陞...effffit I SWOLLOWED A 搞唯 FLU BUG..and it caus
ed my 搞唯 flu has changed his/her status to Be Right Back
[3:53:22 PM] *unicef秉陞...: roy
[3:53:22 PM] *unicef秉陞...: wad time u gg out
[3:54:11 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: soon
[3:54:15 PM] 聖騎士団ソル: make hair now
[3:54:42 PM] *unicef秉陞...: oo

Arrived at fs house and LOL damn!

Door was a little opened.
-Rings door bell, stepped aside so fs can't see us-
Door closed
-Rings door bell, stepped aside so fs can't see us-
*Kluck*Door was locked
Bo pian la, wait outside for fs for dunno god-knows-how-long and FINALLY she let us win and we WENT TO NYNY!
kl last day of work, i planned to support her one moar tiem!
Even took the liberty of borrowing my brother's phone cuz it's the same model as kl's one.

After NYNY dinner, dunno who suggested neoprint session
Headed to suntec and lol.. neoprint session AGAIN
Here's the aftermath:

Chaos!

This pic is so nice.. for some reason

<3>

Everyone's so gloomy ):

LAZARHHHZ

Royston is pregnant ):

the misc small pics

The rest of the pics will be uploaded on next post(AKA richie's batch)
We actually took 2 neoprints, the 2nd one was sponsered by fs, lol

These people are like teh best people in the world

Quote from fs:
"Our group of friends are healthy bunch of people;
no smoking, no gangster and just fun"
"If i were to die, i'd die with no regrets now"
I concur, <3

Oh yes, I managed to play one on bs

Roy : bs, i kissed fs today leh..
Bs : WTF
Bs : I GG KILL YOU
Roy : April Fool's day. HAHAHAHHA

FS&ROYDAY <3

2007-04-01T01:18:00.000+08:00

Hello readers.. 31-03-07 was the first of FS&ROY day
And this post, would be filled with Fee See goodness and awesomeness

Ended tuition at 3:30pm, then scheduled to meet fs at jurong east mrt
Though she was late, couldn't blame for there was rain
(Rain can't ruin this date, HA)
Took train to bugis and it starts.

Commenced with a strudel followed by a stream of tid and tads of food, such as; Yakitori, Takoyaki. fs had an extra chocolate eclair before we walked to suntec for a 'decent' dinner.
Really, bugis is near cityhall, which is near marina, which is near suntec.
(so.. singapore's every location is near each other if i can do this link, but no really, bugis is near)

this was the plan for fs&roy day as proposed:
Meet, greet, dine, movie, neoprint, home
this was the outcome of fs&roy day as produced:
Meet, greet, eat, dine, miss the movie, whine, neoprint, coffee, talk, home

So anyways, we finally settled on a place to eat.. some Hong Kong jolly foods located at marina.
Okay, the food wasn't that bad, wasn't pricey either. Prolly a good place for some decent food, at least. Upon contacting andrew much earlier for help on checking movie tickets, decided to forfeit the 7:05pm Freedom Writers cuz we BO FEEL. Nada Sou Sou was the (fs)-zomgletzwatchitnao- (roy)-zomgitzjapanese&hasSatoshiTsubamaki- show we wanted to watch, but seems like twits in cineleisure loves a japanese lub-lub show. The Cathay had only 8 seats left according to andrew, so we decided.. NO MOVIE.

Entered the Heeren and lol itz a printclub! inserted coinz and started to be a camwhore(ya sure i am) That particular machine had a very slow response time and we had to wait for all 8 shots to be done in an orderly manner which was pretty tiring after first few shots.

First pic, no comments

one of the later pics, we had a few shots and got tired so this pose it made of wins
WTF, a lion between us?

itz waifu+habeeb <3
the handwriting is made of wins and reeks of awesomeness
Orange BG, so ROYish

Another nicely edited picture by fs
Purple BG, so FSish

Chapalang shots, not edited, totally lol
fs looks so awesome in the green bg one though

Yeh anyways, we had some jolly-drinks in coffeebean and got chased out by an bading-englishes man. Took our drinks and sat down to discuss about life and how we'll die in 987234601260293291784621976120937120893701293712089 hours. Walked from orchard to cityhall, man, we're champions. So, what if a head rolled outta the bushes? For that, i got pinched and hit by a freaked out fs >_>

it r lates, we has to be goin homz. met a drunk on the mrt, lol puke-fest. alight and took the next train at Tiong Bahru just in case he might turn to us and start puking all over us ):

great day, MOAR PLZ <3

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Hello readers, this portion of the blog is filled with fs, and will reek of awesomeness and overwhelming greatness. Do not continue reading, if you're not into greatness.

So i know this girl for 5 years now, she's teh greatest girl i've ever met.
1 - She isn't a twit
2 - She fun to be with
3 - She isn't clingy
4 - She isn't a twit
5 - She is awesome
6 - She is a lady now
7 - She isn't a twit
8 - She is maiwaifu.
9 - She is not ahbing's waifu
10 - She isn't a twit.

Blame it all on sec1, i 'fell' for her or so many people claim and a rumour started going around saying i like her and stuff. What was i say, i was a kid back then, and she happened to be the 'prototype' girl to talk to me and changed my views on -girls are evil-

She's probably why i'm so awesome now. She increased my awesomeness with her aura of awesomeness. I'm so thankful i met her, for she's made me awesome with her awesomeness and therefore my awesomeness is high, tho not as high as her awesomeness.

Whoever dates her, will be happy, if he(or she) appreciates her.

huishi1409? it's actually 1408 people using huishi, therefore she used 1409
taikimpao =D
laugh if u want, don't hold back, u'll get internal injuries
just to name a few of the stupid jokes and whatnot in sec1.

When i was down, she made me up
When i was in darkness, she called me stupid and asked me to turn on the lights

Remember, a fee see in your life means your life is productive and u'll have a good friend and prolly waifu. =D

HO FEE SEE, YOU ARE GREAT <33333333333333

(stupid jacket >_>)

Holder of Nothing

2007-03-30T23:47:00.000+08:00

Holder of Nothing

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Nothing". Should a look of sheer, primal disgust mar the workers expression, you will then be taken to a separate building, which appears to be an old, wooden outhouse. Inside will be a seemingly endless corridor far, far longer than the length of the outhouse.

There will be no sound in the corridor. Attempting to make any at the wrong time is a grievous, grievous mistake. You will notice the lights in the corridor get brighter and brighter as you make your way down towards the end, becoming nearly blinding. If at any point the lights go out, QUICKLY shout out "No! Stop! What you are doing is wrong!" while backing away. If the lights do not come back on, bolt for the door you came in through. It should still be open and hopefully you aren't far enough down the hallway for them to close it on you. If they manage to close it, hell itself would be preferable to what you will suffer.

If the lights come back on, return to walking forward down the corridor. Upon reaching the cell, the worker will open the door for you while glaring at you in disgust. Inside the cell will be a mad pastiche of colors, arranged in several harlequin-like formations. You must not be distracted by them; for at the center of a room is a naked young woman, slathered in blood and bound by strips of human sinew. If you take your eyes off her even for a moment, she will destroy you utterly. She will only respond to one question. "What were they when they were one?"

She will then stare into your eyes, and speak the answer in incredible detail. It will be unlike anything you have ever heard and you will be on the verge of both ecstasy and agony at her mere words. It is not uncommon for most to lose themselves in the euphoria. The worst thing you can do, however, is look upon the tattoo on her chest. It will pull at your mind to gaze upon it, but you mustn't. If you do, you will be hers.

She will flay you alive and add your mutilated flesh to her bindings, and you will remain trapped with her, fully conscious, for the rest of time.

That tattoo is object 5 of 538. They desire to be one again. But they mustn't.

Holder of Innocence

2007-03-29T14:46:00.000+08:00

Holder of Innocence

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask with no hesitation to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Innocence." The worker will say nothing, but a single tear should fall from her eye.

She will guide you to a forgotten hallway in an abandoned wing of the run-down institution. She will not enter the hall with you, but will only look into your eyes with a cautious hope, her own expression seeming to beg for salvation. Should you enter the hall, you will not see much, save for the dirty, broken fragments of what were once beautifully carved ivory statues. Before long, you will hear a soft whimper from the other side. Pay close attention, for if the whimper stops, then all hope is already lost. There is no use in running away.

As you turn the handle of the simple wooden door on the other side, a warm and cozy light will greet your face. You will find yourself in the bedroom of a young boy of eight and a half years. The boy himself will be sitting cross-legged on the floor at the foot of the bed, his only garment an open night-robe, exposing the entirety of his pure body. He is the source of the tortured whimpers, and nothing you say to console him will end him torrent of stifled wails.

Only, if you ask him “Do you have something for me?” He will become silent to glance up towards your face. Behind his ruffled blond hair is a sight that will render you breathless, and if you are still capable of any thought it will be only the realization that in him you see everything in this world that you truly love. Suddenly, you will realize that the boy is bleeding from his facial regions as a grotesque vine emerges from the petite orifice on his face. The object will pulsate with its own life, and you will find that it is hypnotizing you. The vine grows rapidly into a white rose. The white rose is more sublime than any flower, clearer than any gem, and without a touch of impurity. Do not look away, for you do not wish to try its patience.

Soon, the room will disappear before your eyes, and you will be standing in the most serene clearing you have ever witnessed, and all of nature’s fauna that you recognize will go about their lives around you, with no fear of anything, not even death. Suddenly, however, a shadow will fall over the meadow, and you will witness the forest all around burst into a pillar of flame. What happens next, no man can dwell on for long before going insane, but in the strength of the human mind you will endure. In the end you will hear screams and moans and groans, but what will overcome you more than anything are the quiet whimpers, the stifled cries, of all the sullied innocents of the world that was. You realize that these cries will continue to be heard all across the globe until the world’s end. None can endure those near-silent pleas and still maintain the slightest hope for the future.

The illusion will fade, and you will find yourself back in the room. You will find the boy lying dead on the floor, his face a mixture of agony and horror, his already decaying body feeding the now towering vines and giving it a sinister glow.

That white rose is object 4 of 538. If you touch it with caution then it will be yours, but if you let it master you then it will use your body to seek and assemble all the pieces, no matter what the cost.

Holder of the Beginning

2007-03-28T23:53:00.000+08:00

Holder of the Beginning

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls herself "The Holder of the Beginning". A small smile will work its way over the persons mouth, almost seeming to say, "You foolish man".

You will be taken down a hallway, seemingly leading out into a place it shouldn't. This place will seem to exist nowhere in the institution, but it will. The hall will be silent, even if you try to make noise. Screams will die before leaving your mouth, footsteps will be muffled. Your guide will simply point to the door.

If you enter, you will find a cozy room, full of a pleasant, though unidentifiable, perfume. There will be a pretty lady sitting, holding nothing. No sounds will be made in this room, no matter how hard you try, except for one question. "Why where they separated?" The lady will then explain, in detail, the reason. It will be every horrific event in history, every beating, every war, every rape. Everything. Then, all will fall silent. It is up to you to do what you will with this information.

That lady is Object 3 of 538. It is up to you if they should be joined or not.

Sorry plant

2007-03-28T23:05:00.000+08:00

Just got home from pizza hut with Andrew, Bing Sheng, Rebecca, Yvonne and Jing Lin. Fee See left early D:

So Gareth did bring the Venus-Flytrap, we named it Paula. It was pretty small and cute.
We killed it, sorry. Was fun when it lasted.
Gareth will bring another one tomorrow.
English oral today, haven't say finish; teacher interrupts "let's move on to conversation.", gratz, im fucked.

Got home, received 3 messages. One from bs, one from fs and richie
Richie : Is it wanna die in class naos?! at 9am
Fs : hey arsbenm(guess wad word is this) I"M BACK! at 11:13am
Bs : U coming 4 movie.... at 12:44pm

Called bs and joined them. Movie turned kbox but i was not amused, therefore was scheduled to join at 8pm for stingray. Proceeded to watch Rozen Maiden, damn, it's good. Fs called and somewhat requested me to go early(miss me right? <3)>
Ended up in pizza hut lol.

Jing Lin's boyfriend analyzing session : results
Andrew - a very considerate person, must be an awesome boyfriend
Royston - should be a good boyfriend la, very funny.
Bing Sheng - ... kanasai

Quotes worthy of being displayed for viewing from Jing Lin.
"I think Royston suits Kailing more than Richie with Kailing"
"Okay, Royston with Fee See, Richie with Kailing.. Bing Sheng you.. nvm"
"I saw Andrew touching Yvonne's thigh in kbox"
"I saw Andrew fondling Yvonne's hands in kbox"
"I saw Andrew reaching out to Yvonne's back like doing something in kbox"

This concludes the post. Okay Bs, HAHAHHAHA

Holder of the Source

2007-03-26T21:52:00.000+08:00

Concept - Huishi
Idea - Huishi
Creator - Royston
This one's for you FS!

Holder of the Source

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Source". A wryly smile would glow from the worker's face, whom will direct you to an elevated plane in the east wing of the building. The worker's pace increases and you may only follow the lead, for if you do not, the worker will disappear into the darkness and you would be lost in the midst of nowhere, only to await being consumed by the creatures that lurk beneath.

What seems to be like a lengthy walk will lead you to a little opening on the ceiling. The worker will hint to you, signalling you to get onto his palms. You use his shoulders as support and step onto his hands. He lifts you up as if you were a feather and you climb through the opening. You hear a slight 'good luck' from where you came and the worker leaves almost immediately.

You step out of the opening, to find yourself in a field filled with beautiful flowers which you cannot describe with words. Seems like paradise. The lush green pastures and vintage benches make this location seem as if it was a ideal spot to have a picnic. You walk towards one of the bench with a sofisticated lady reading a book. As you approach, she stops reading and ask of your deepest fear. Ignore the question and say "Would it be subliminal?" for if you do answer her with anything, you will be mutilated instantly with what you provided as an answer.

The lady reaches out to you with a grin and whisper in your ears a long set of quotes and requests you to forget them. Remember the things she said for you would only hear it once and never again.

The message the lady gave is object 2 of 538. Only use it after the combination for it would only work once.

High on Martel V.S.O.P

2007-03-26T21:26:00.000+08:00

So today, i've nothing much to blog about, except the snail aquarium in my class which me and gareth made..
I present to you... SNAIL AQUARIUM CHAPTER ONE!

Top view of snail aquarium, our table

I'm on the left, he's on the right =D

Our tissue boxes

Welcome to FORT_MINOR

So this is Fort Minor, our little home in class 5N1.
This was created due to extreme extensive boredom.
Gareth said he'd bring a Venus Flytrap tomorrow, heh.

Fee See's at camp, can't talk to her ):
I lust for NYNY's food one more time before Kailing quits o:
Richie's bum is OKAY <3
WeiSheng sucks at gunbound, period D:
Grace has godly hair yo'!!

Holder of the End

2007-03-25T21:55:00.000+08:00

Dear fans, today, i shall present to you.. HOLDER SERIES, they'll be named under my Labels as HOLDER SERIES
Here's an introductory.. Holders may only be found in any mental institution or halfway house. It may be anywhere, any country at anytime.
There are over 2000 Holders, but 538 is present, whereas the others are missing... They must never meet..

Holder of the End
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

Amazing discovery, Royston was a twit for 15 minutes dattebayo!

2007-03-24T22:24:00.000+08:00

2303 is the legendary kl&roy day
Founded in the year 2007, has carved weird insignia onto our lives.

23-03-07
3:30pm - takes train to lavender for passport renewal
4:09pm - arrives at lavender, went into ICA building storey 2
5:20pm - done with passport, heads to bugis
5:30pm - enters arcade, plays Guilty Gear XX SLASH(where's AC?)
Gave a call to kailing before anything else, she gave the green light to watching Mr Bean's holiday.
Why, isn't kailing a great friend?

When all hope was lost...
When life was in darkness
When watching alone was the only option
Kailing : Okay, let's watch Mr Bean's Holiday

Went to Starbucks and what? Coffee testing experiment on us WEEE~
Milk -> Lime -> Coffee -> Cake -> Coffee -> Drink
ALL FREE? We'd be full =D

7:55pm - Movie starts
9:25pm - Movie ends
Due to the misleading signs bugis had to offer, the toilet wasn't where the signs led to.
Coincidentally, we walked pass a 'Print Club' so kl suggested we take a neoprint.
After some light persuasion, i entered the place and take a picture.
quote
"Aiya, be twit for awhile lah, even if u hate them"
Result of the print-club session :

Eat this, Limbingsheng. HAAHAHAHHAA
Went to Marina and met Fee See, Clifford, Andrew, Bing Sheng
Went home quickly after we met. pfft?
Kailing had to meet Asaph at the EX-PLAH-NAID

2303 shall be known as KAILING & ROYSTON DAY, RIGHT?

24-03-07

Kailing and Clifford arrives <3
Followed by a Bing Sheng
Then a Fee See
Our late king, retains his title, Andrew
Yvonne came later, but being Andrew's wife, i guess that's acceptable

Guilty Gear Frenzy WEEE~
Okay it was fun, don't wanna elaborate kay win =D

>150kb/sec

2007-03-22T20:17:00.000+08:00

Smaller the font, the better it is!

Shall blog about a few days ago.. The day i was late for school.
For the past 16 years and n number of months i've been going to school.. (where n is an integer)
I've never been late for school.. and.. congraDULANation, i was caught by a councillor.
Hold on, i was caught, they were practically camping just at the entrance of the frontgate.

Royston Sim, late by 5 minutes. Epic day.
Councillor(who is a totally nutcase) : Got EZ-LINK?
Roys : yeh?
Councillor : give me
Roys : gee, oh shi-.. fuck, nevermind.
So i handed my EZ-LINK over.

How do you get back an EZ-LINK card detained by the dogs of the school? Attend DETENTION CLASS.
haven't got that shit since sec 2.

1:30pm - School Dismissal
2pm - Detention start
4pm - Detention ends

What the fuck is this shit? What a shitload of fuck. I'd rather puke diarrhea outta my nose than attend this shit!
my school fucking sucks, it sucking fucks!

Okay w/e man, anymore of this cussing and this cursing, the school'll find out about me, then sue me, and make me bankrupt cuz they can't stand the fact that i'm stating the facts.

Note, FIRST TIME LATE, TIO 2 HOURS DETENTION

Anyways, Kailing and me has come up with a great plan to settle affairs between our groups <3

Let Monday to Sunday be 1-7
On 1,3,5, Kailing has rights to be with Richie
On 2,4,6, Royston has rights to be with Richie
Because of this, Kailing is free on 2,4,6, and thus she has the rights to be with Bing Sheng that day
Because of this, Royston is free on 1,3,5, and thus he has the rights to be with Fee See that day.
Well, which means Bing Sheng is free on 1,3,5 while Fee See is free on 2,4,6
What about 7? some may ask. Well, we don't really give any flying fucks about 7, so it's a free day for weird things to happen.
Wait, so what about Royston and Kailing? They'll be for each other from 1-7, without their respective affairs' knowing.
This is a foolproof plan. We'd all have win win situations!
(Only Royston and Kailing's days and implications were considered, so basically, this is a selfish time-table)
Well, without further delay, the system starts today.. Let's hope our affair partners don't find out...
And i'm blogging this out.. so they'd actually could read.. OH SHI-

sentosa v9000.1

2007-03-20T20:48:00.000+08:00

Last one!

Take 1
Alfred with a middle finger kay lol?

Take 2 with more smiles

Take 3 final with me and kl ruining the picture =D

See KL, ruining pics isn't a bad idea. We're both funny, RIGHT?

As requested : I LOVE SENTOSA

Sentosa v3.999

2007-03-19T19:27:00.000+08:00

3rd post, not the final, tho!
This sentosa was rated 9.99/10
Haven't had so much fun since the day when i learnt how to use the internet

richie, itz b me gay tiem nao plz?

Since richie rejected me, here is MAI WAIFU
as quoted from fs : 'hands off my girl' edited pic may be found on her blog

Richie x Fee See = NO
THEY"RE HAVING A RENDEZVOUS
Therefore, i interrupt =P

Okay that's about for nao.
Next entry - Edited pics galore =D

Sentosa v2.5

2007-03-18T20:49:00.000+08:00

Kailing, itz be ptach tiem nao plz?

Yhalothar

Somersault ends? LOL AT SHIP

Darkness during dinner

So i herd, luukin awai from teh kamara is teh niu trand

Mah boddddy~

Richie marry me? =D

Hehehehe

Fs, i don't think ur fat, ur hawt kay

I think this semi-open shutter pic is made of wins

Attack of the bsruinsyourphoto

Everyone wants to take pic with Mr-epic-sault

Okay guys, this is how u grab boobies kay?

Sentosa v0.1

2007-03-18T15:12:00.000+08:00

16-03-07 is a made of win day. <3
no noob, i didn't get what you call a... 'stead' on that day.

SENTOSA OKAYS
so we set off to sentosa, from boon lay. A much awaited outing fomi!
Attendence(in no particular order) : Andrew, Bing Sheng, Fee See, Kailing, Jing Lin, Yvonne, Bang Hao, Clifford, Alda, Lihao, Angeline. (did i miss anyone out?)
Anders, Rebecca, Richie, Derrick and Alfred joined later.
WHY, WHY DID RICHIE join later? D:

Sentosa is lol place. It's so dirty and unclean and very filthy and very dirty and very unclean and extremely filthy
<===FAST FORWARD HERE===>
So we got into the water of filth, ready to be stung like wtf-things like pigs in abattoir waiting for be slaughtered.
Bing Sheng and Clifford came up with the idea of somersaulting above water. Good idea, most of us did it anyways, just so happens, my somersault is t3h awesomest kay. As Andrew calls it - "EPIC-SAULT"
Here's an AWESOME frame Kailing took while i was epic-saulting

Kailing takes the most awesomest frames ever. It's perfect kay?
Oh and yes, Kailing had the most awesome hair that day. It was a hair to be remembered.
Makes you wanna say:"I'm sorry it was my fault, ALL mine, kan we be patch tiem naos?"

Kailing and Bing Sheng

I'm afraid i couldn't get a better pic of your hair, kailing =/
Because i've only got Kailing's batch of photos from the trip, 3 entries will be used to cover all of good sentosa pics and details kay.

On this day, Royston was the noble KAYAK for Kailing,
Bing Sheng was the lousy PLANK for Fee See(poor fs)
Andrew was the self-proclaimed STAR CRUISE for Jing Lin
Yvonne had the awesomest buddy float
Clifford(HAHAHA), had the wooden plank named WOODY as his temp. girlfriend

Okay la, Kailing was on my back for almost 3 hours i believe?
Despite my size, i can carry Kailing, Fee See KAY. OUT OF WATER ALSO

From left, Royston, Bang Hao, Andrew, Zheng Wei, Bing Sheng, Kailing, Yvonne
Okay, Shall update more at a later time, have fun looking at the remaining random pics <3

No Kailing, you're doing it wrong

Yes Kailing, you're now doing it right

GAIAFAG

2007-03-15T21:22:00.000+08:00

So just yesterday, i went to get a present for my god-mother(fuck you fags, real god-mother; not those you see in school GOR JIE MEI DI NNBPCB) at suntec. But before, i took a trip down to bugis to play some GGXXS. The first few fights were good, but then i got a lil over myself and died upon his Sol-whoring.

Basically, he used Sol all over again upon the 18 times i fought with him. A fair share of win and loss. I'd say he was pretty good, but punishable. Upon knockdown, 2P, 66, 623K. What a fucking combo. Luckily for me, his SIDEWINDER loop sucks ass like mine lul. Spent 2 hours in the arcade and came out like a winner.

Went to suntec to buy some chocolates <3
ROYCE chocolates, located at tower 3, just opposite Carrefour or however u spell it.
Walked around and went to Suntec's exhibition hall for a foodfair. Damn, good food.

FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD. Life is short, eat more.
Anyways, as i was going back via the mrt, i met 6 gaiafags, actually 5.
So this bunch of losers aged prolly 12-14? a group going to some gaiafag party. 4 of them are a couple and lol, was it hilarious. This girl and another guy was so left out throughout the ride.

Quotes of the day

" I wanna quickly go home watch Hana Kimi "
" Aiya, you and your stead can hold hands "
" I didn't skip basketball training, i had flu, and my eyes were sore, and when i recovered, the training was over "

Hana Kimi, what a fag show? It's basically some cheesy drama the taiwan people came up with for fast bucks, top of it, it has ella inside. Ella from S.H.E(male). Gaiafag material show. If it was made in taiwan, why the fuck would they wanna name it in japanese? HANA KIMI? WHAT A JOKE. I've watched many jDrama and i tell you, this is the worst kinda Wapanese drama i've ever seen. The acting sucks, soundtrack sucks and filmography too, including the plot.

Gaiafagness of show : 100/10
Plot : 1/10
Story : Probably 2/10, but i'll give it 1/10
Soundtrack : -100/10
Character development : -9001/10

" Aiya, you and your stead can hold hands "
Yes, this is an epic quote.
I don't get it, why do singaporeans like to refer their girlfriend/boyfriends as STEAD?
What the fuck is so steady about them? Most of them are LOL EASY COME EASY GO
Stead is basically a term used by Wangsters in singapore, who don't know what the fuck is a relationship and loves to fuck all day with their blowup doll(if they actually have one, cuz most of which just spend their money on cigerettes and smoke in the school toilet).
I'm afraid these few gaiafags failed.

Okay, one more thing, one of those 'steady' guy had Teriyaki Boyz song as his ringtone. What a earfuck =)

Okay now, let's have some POETRY?
Andrew came up with this, he thought was pretty awesome and stuff, might as well post. Yeh sure

sooooo early
yet so late
life is full of mysteries
full of hate
will young bill save himself time
or will he remain sober in the lust of dime
we will never know
unless we drink lime
dirty minds
many kinds
once upon a time
lived old man hiem
old man hiem old man hiem
o' when will u wake
old lady mary died, so have u
but life goes on , so do u
o' old man hiem old man hiem
drop tt pipe and bring the light
to the people of ur nation with all ur might
give us light, o' old man hiem
give us light, with all ur might
white and black
pure and sad
justice and hate
o when will he take
goddess freyer's only sake
the only hope tt he can make
eyes above and eyes below
make this turkey very cold

When you do become a world famos poetry, don't forget to mention i once said you fail. =DDD

The Interbutt

2007-03-14T03:42:00.000+08:00

haay guys wuts goin onz?!

I booked the wrong airline tickets for my mom!
She's gonna pay an extra 200 bucks for that!
I can't alter the dates, cuz i if i do
She'll pay another 600!

I'm so fucking sorry i did it! =D

fs : pay her back 200 lor
roy : ... no money
fs : how much have u got now
roy : 170
fs : pay 100 first lor
roy : ...

~_~ This song owns, blogging is a waste time time lool

Ana - We Are

2007-03-12T23:09:00.000+08:00

See the devil on the doorstep now (my oh my)
Telling everybody oh just how to live their lives
Sliding down the information highway
Buying in just like a bunch of fools
Time is ticking and we can't go back (my oh my)

Just a few more waiting period and Spider-man 3 will be out in the cinemas
Just so you know, Stan Lee created Spider-man, not Spiderman, because he thought people might confuse with superman
Thus, the hyphen in the name. Yeh, fags.

What about the world today
What about the place that we call home
We’ve never been so many
And we've never been so alone

Does anyone remember Spider-man 2's OST.
The great soundtrack released a few weeks after Spider-man 2 was released in Singapore
The soundtrack which had this song, Vindicated by Dashboard Confession

You keep watching from your picket fence
You keep talking but it makes no sense
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are
You wash your hands and come out clean
Fail to recognise the enemies within
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are, we are, we are

Was Vindicated a nice song? Was it the best in the album?
Was Dashboard Confession a good group?
Do they still produce music which become popular now?

One step forward making two steps back (my oh my)
Riding piggy on the bad boys back for life
Lining up for the grand illusion
No answers for no questions asked
Lining up for the execution
Without knowing why

No, Dashboard Confession isn't an awesome group
Neither is Vindicated an awesome song
Have you people heard of
We Are by Ana?
Probably not, It's a song one probably never heard of
I have the OST, so i know

It’s all about power then
Take control
Breaking the rule
Breaking the soul
They suck us dry till there’s nothing left
My oh my, my oh my

Was We Are a good song?
Yes, it was, in my opinion
It could be either be as good as Vindicated, or even better for the matter of fact

What about the world today
What about the place that we call home
We' ve never been so many
And we've never been so alone.... so alone

It's just like this, a person discovers a good song in an album, request it on the radio
Gets played over 9000 times on radio and becomes a big hit in the world
And this fame dies after 2-3 months, a period where new songs arrive
That's how the world works

It’s all about power then (we are)
Take control (we are)
Breaking the rule (we are, we are)
Breaking the soul (we are)
They suck us dry till there’s nothing left (we are, we are)
My oh my, my oh my

People tend to overlook the better things in life
That's how it is, too

We are
We are (its all )
We are
We are, we are (take control)
We are
We are
It’s all about power
Then take control

Most people are INTO trends, which makes them ultimate faggots
=) to the Vicious Cycle of Stupidity

VCoS! pronounced as. VEE-CAUSE

Lyrics of We Are by Ana is in bold red, and the imeem java on the left has been updated to that song
Enjoy

Andrew strikes back

2007-03-11T23:59:00.000+08:00

yes andrew, i'll be waiting.
HAHAHAHA

Andrew; Epic failure

2007-03-11T23:34:00.000+08:00

Hello avid fans of concomitance.blogspot.com
Although I've blogged today morning, but due to the epic failure of Andrew Ng Jin Rong, my friend of 10 years(unfortunately), i've decided to show how much he failed.

CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURE!
Regarding my post before this, he read dessert and thought i was referring to the 'region of little rainfall and is hot'
My post was implying Singapore become warm, and i wish it was a DESSERT, referring to the 'cold and sweet'
Upon his mistake, he got frantic, poor Andrew.

CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURE

So he proceeded to spam my tagboard, in hopes that he could erase what he wrote.
Quote -"andrew: dessert - dish after a meal. dessert - where all sands reside"
Nope, there was this [OLDER MESSAGE] function located on my cbox..

Congratulations Andrew, you have not managed to stop this post of your failure

Night guys =D

3xx days, ILL

2007-03-11T09:09:00.000+08:00

y halo thar,

in attempt to rush my coursework to completion, i stayed up till around 2, only to find out, i got sick the next day. HURRAY, after nearly a year of healthy life, royston sim has finally fallen ill again. Well, during thursday morning, i woke up with a sonnfabitch dry throat and flu, yet i managed to survive school in such a hot weather. How'd i wish Singapore became a dessert(nope, no spelling mistake here).

Friday was deadline of coursework handing up, I've failed to attend school that day and thus.. i didn't hand it my papers. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, royston had to hand in his coursework, i mean, he was sick and still wanted to finish it on thursday. So basically, royston went to school anyways just to hand in his papers. WHAT THE FUXK MAN, THE WEATHER COULD LIKE, BURN MY HAIR.

1st bad thing - sick
2nd bad thing - upon reaching class, gareth said, "Yo royston, there's a lizard on our FortMinor.
3rd bad thing - on my ride home, this old fella wanted to sit on the seat i was in, so i let him in.. 3,2,1, THE BUS HALT, the man's arm smashed right into my face, causing an impact to my spectacles and crushing it directly between my nose bridge.

It's okay... i got home, and decided to go to the IT fair afterall, i mean, WE GEEKS LOVE COMPUTERS PARTS AND ETC! Met valerie at AMK, then went to suntec to find everyone else. As expected from bing sheng; 'EH WHY U HERE!' STTTTANDARD ANSWERRR KAY.

Interesting fact in suntec city, as quote from feez,
" U know feng shui? "
" See that 5 towers surrounding us? "
" Tower 1-4 being the index fingers, and tower 5 being the thumb "
" and the fountain is the palm "

ARHHHH, and the fountain is known as the fountain of wealth, what link!
So bing sheng smsed me while i was at the fountain with feez getting our face sprayed with oncoming rain of wealth.
bs : where you guys?
roy : fountain
- silence -
bs calls : allo, where you all!?
roy : fountain
bs : which fountain?
roy : oh, suntec has many fountains, i don't know which one leh.. THE BIGGEST ONE?
bs : where is it?!
roy : i dunno, CENTRE OF SUNTEC?
bs : WHAT FOUNTAIN?!
roy : the fountain of wealth lah
bs : WHERE IS THIS FOUNTAIN?!
roy : go ask the people around u.
-hangs up

Lim Bing Sheng, for 17 years in singapore, u've failed to understand there is only 1 big fountain(the biggest fountain in the world, actually) in singapore. Therefore, i officially give you this "YOU FAIL IN LIFE"

Anyways, my diaphragm hurts =/ i coughed too much.

Coursework, to be done!

2007-03-06T20:50:00.000+08:00

Y halo thar, here's a story for you people

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room. Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant. The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

This is what time traveling can do to you.
Will time traveling be a possible form of 'traveling' in the future? Let's see in 2036 ya? If John Titor actually exist.

"Is this your room?" by Gareth (lool, some freaky shit[see what boring classes can do to you?])

In anycase, gotta get back to finish my O level F&N coursework~

CNY OVAR LOOOL

2007-03-05T23:17:00.000+08:00

So i got 568 bucks for CNY

lolistillhaetCNY, too much noise, too much bullcrap.
Too much visiting, and being visited. Too much strangers.
Royston A.K.A. Unfestive-fella

Oh well, blog at the end of the week

sd'al;jgfdiosf; spider on keyboard

2007-03-04T22:53:00.000+08:00

Yvonne's new spectacles is awesome!
so is yvonne!!!111

Yvonne rooockssssss!!!111

pass it on

2007-03-02T23:19:00.000+08:00

Okay, i'm just going to put my 'labels' as the song i'm listening to currently

Show me your demiglace ~~smile~~ sauce
eating it slowly away before you
pour upon the omellette
with fried rice delight

I'd like some of these on my plate tomorrow, but it's not gonna happen.
No one in Singapore cooks this awesome dish.

Mix of faggotry

2007-03-01T23:02:00.000+08:00

Listening to 'Home Made Kazoku - Shonen Heart'

What a dumb day in school, I've got the legendary HOUSE PRACTICE
And event where most upper secondary tolly hate and detest so much they'd actually skip it to watch Barney and Friends, no wait.. Bananas In Pajamas or maybe Noddy in Toyland or some fagfug show.
So along with Mr Gareth Dean Lee, in attempt(which succeeded epically) to avoid the clutches of the evil MOE-empire minions so to NOT attend the dreadful 'Hall-meet-and-greet-your-house-and-act-jolly-to-participate-in-events-which-will-make-up-for-SPORTSDAY'
Remember kids... HIDING IN THE FIREHOSE REEL IS THE IDEAL THING TO DO WHEN U WANNA AVOID THE TEACHERS.

Anyways, today's a bad day to sleep, too tired. <- Lol Here's a paradox
'I am lying'

Ya so anyways, I shall post one of my few favourite pictures, from chalet <3>

Ah gong arh, nabei

Totem pole <3

I liek to ruin pics kay win

Fukkin Fiery Moshi-mo!

Ya kay thanks, end of post

Anyways, if i said i was lying.. I'd be saying
I'm lying that i said i'm lying, which makes me telling the truth
If i'm telling the truth, wouldn't i be lying? If i did lie, then it's me lying that i'm lying, but telling the truth of me lying. An EPIC MINDFUCK

Impromtu sentosa woooz~

2007-02-28T22:35:00.000+08:00

I so don't feel like blogging.. but i'm going to give some eyefucking pictures

Death

2007-02-26T23:31:00.000+08:00

So they say, you lose 21 grams the moment you die..

So, where the hell did the 21 grams go, and what the hell is that 21 grams?
Some people believe it's the SOUL of your body while some say it's just your last breath.
Funny, someone died on a weighing scale?
Turns out bored scientist had nothing better to do other than 'check out how people died and stuff'

Anyways, not much recently, pics galore today
Candid shots over.. ready to..

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SHIT BRICKS?

Kay I'm done for today

Gareth Dean Lee

2007-02-26T00:00:00.000+08:00

My pen is in uranus

I lol'd

If ur kinda dumb, highlight the bottom line
My Penis In Ur Anus

Paradox!!!!1111 (the second)

2007-02-21T23:34:00.000+08:00

A bet with GOD.

Royston : Hey God, I wanna bet with u and i believe i'd win
GOD : Yes? U WIN?LOLOL

Royston : I want you to create a stone so heavy that you can't lift and lift it =)
GOD : ...

KAAAAY

Paradox!!111

2007-02-20T23:32:00.000+08:00

Here's somethings to ponder about..(and maybe try)

Kill yourself by holding your breath
Make an elephant jump
I am my Grandfather's Father.
Do not go near the water until you learn how to swim
Think Nothing
iie waarn twwuu biiee twwit wooorhx

Boy A : Boy B doesn't lie, ever...
Boy B : Boy A doesn't say the truth, ever...

Here, this is what i wrote for a fag who used YOUR MOM on me:

3 results for: YOUR MOM

View results from: Google | Google | Royston | Google | My Mom

Pronounced as - 'E-orh-marm'

-noun
1. Signifying once displeasure in another individual and TRYING to harm them with the word YOUR MOM to inflict maximum damage

2. Used often by unglam delinquents much like Singapore's WANGSTERS who believes one's mom is the cure for their deadly AIDS disease

3. Due to lack of creativity, used when they've ran out of ideas on how to retaliate to an internet-fight(OH NO). Overall for people who almost negative 1337 IQ points.

Related links : Your Dad, Your Sister, Your Mom's Mom, Your Dad's Mom, Your Dad's Mom, Your Sister's Mom.

Anyways, What sucks... CHILDREN suck

Children are awesome parasites which feed on their parents and SUCK their parents moolahs till they grow so frail and old and weakly. Most dispose their parents in Folks' Home and call it quits.
Children makes so much noise, spend money, are annoying, are not productive, born to grow old and die. Resource wasting creation by someone named GOD(or whoever he is; depending on what religion are you) pile of garbage. The unsurpassed amount of faggotry they produce is so much that one may be overwhelmed with superior and epic FAILNESS.

I hate kids.. that's that. My mom believe that when i was young, i had a trauma with kids, thus hating them. Well whatever the reason I still hate them. And i never said i liked myself either.

Oh wait, I don't hate kids.. I hate everyone (:

Here's a selfpic i took around 20 minutes ago

CNY; the wrath of the seniors

2007-02-19T23:54:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year, a simple festive holidays where red, unglam and oddly designed packets are distributed 'cuz it's all customary if you're married', helluva noise and some illegal fireworks in motion.
So basically, today's like the 3rd day of CNY and still buddha-knows-when it'll end. Untill that day, I'll just have to face my grandpa's ANG POW SUIT and dinner at relatives whom i don't really care nor want to at all.
FYI, the ANG POW SUIT is totally wtfbbq-ish.

Okay so today morning, i was rudely awakened by my parents to have lunch with them, 'cuz my dad wanted so'.
Dad : "Jack's Place"
Mom : "Good idea, don't you kids love it?"
Winston : "YAY"
Royston : "Wait...... whaaaat?"

Got into one of my NIU KLOTHES and headed for the nearest Jack's Place, which is a stone throw's(maybe like, 50 stone throws to be exact) distance. Arrived at Jack's Place we had, closed for the day written on door it was.
Royston : "KFC!"
Dad : "KFC?"
Mom : "The kids love KFC"
Winston : "YAY"

After our fattening meal, my mom decided to look at vase which were outside the KFC restaurant, then my dad just came on being himself..
Dad : "I tell you arh, these paintings are $35 each or so they say, since if they can't finish selling it, let's SLASH em"
Dad : "Allo boss, I'll buy 5 of these paintings at $10 each."
(Do know, if these vase sellers don't finish selling the products, they won't be able to go back to their country to celebrate the rest of CNY)
I has left the scene.

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6pm, let's be merry and head to my uncle's house!
Got there in 15 minutes, finished the dinner in 2 minutes, sat around like i was invisible for the next hour.

7:30pm, teh most amusing thing happened.. my phone vibrated, killing most of my soldiers and searched for it in my pocket. Written on the LCD display screen was 'Grace'

'WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRD?'

Turns out it was Grace, who was stranded in town alone, with no hopes of surviving and probably facing extinction. And lol did she sounded different from what i depicted.

During the time i was on the phone, the noise in the house became 'more expressive and angsty'
My dad was literally screaming with my grandpa on some stupid dispute.
Had to go out and hear what Grace was actually trying to say, I mean.. you're lost, frantic, and facing extinction but no one really cares.

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Got home and only noticed how 'fly' my hair and new clothes were, and lucky for you people, I'm not a camwh0re, thus no pics =D

A new blogskin -- IN THE NEAR FUTURE

2007-02-18T19:17:00.001+08:00

(4:19 PM) 聖騎士団ソル He:	fee see
(4:19 PM) 聖騎士団ソル He:	might i have blogskin soons?
(4:20 PM) feez&HOT!DAMN!LU:	yep
(4:20 PM) feez&HOT!DAMN!LU:	but i'm gg malaysia
(4:20 PM) feez&HOT!DAMN!LU:	might take quite long
(4:20 PM) 聖騎士団ソル He:	arh sunday eh?
(4:20 PM) 聖騎士団ソル He:	i wanna brog =X

(4:21 PM) feez&HOT!DAMN!LU:	jus blog first cos?
(4:21 PM) feez&HOT!DAMN!LU:	cos u cant hurry me to do something
(4:22 PM) feez&HOT!DAMN!LU:	when the inspiration is not there
(4:24 PM) 聖騎士団ソル He:	okays
(4:24 PM) 聖騎士団ソル He:	PEDOBEAR BLESSES U

As you can see, seems like a long-awaited, superiorly-grand and damnit-its-so-awesome blogskin will be delayed. A blogskin filled with pedobears, pandas and crazy assed no link objects which will give noobs a run for their eyefucking experience.

So basically, this blog will be full of rants, egofucked-driven attitude with absolutely no thoughts on who and what might be harmed due to my sarcasm, hurtful words and whatnot.

A preview of what this blog may be filled with.

LOL'd

2007-02-17T19:19:00.001+08:00

FIRST TEST POST LAWL!