Feb 19, 2007

CNY; the wrath of the seniors

Chinese New Year, a simple festive holidays where red, unglam and oddly designed packets are distributed 'cuz it's all customary if you're married', helluva noise and some illegal fireworks in motion.
So basically, today's like the 3rd day of CNY and still buddha-knows-when it'll end. Untill that day, I'll just have to face my grandpa's ANG POW SUIT and dinner at relatives whom i don't really care nor want to at all.
FYI, the ANG POW SUIT is totally wtfbbq-ish.

Okay so today morning, i was rudely awakened by my parents to have lunch with them, 'cuz my dad wanted so'.
Dad : "Jack's Place"
Mom : "Good idea, don't you kids love it?"
Winston : "YAY"
Royston : "Wait...... whaaaat?"

Got into one of my NIU KLOTHES and headed for the nearest Jack's Place, which is a stone throw's(maybe like, 50 stone throws to be exact) distance. Arrived at Jack's Place we had, closed for the day written on door it was.
Royston : "KFC!"
Dad : "KFC?"
Mom : "The kids love KFC"
Winston : "YAY"

After our fattening meal, my mom decided to look at vase which were outside the KFC restaurant, then my dad just came on being himself..
Dad : "I tell you arh, these paintings are $35 each or so they say, since if they can't finish selling it, let's SLASH em"
Dad : "Allo boss, I'll buy 5 of these paintings at $10 each."
(Do know, if these vase sellers don't finish selling the products, they won't be able to go back to their country to celebrate the rest of CNY)
I has left the scene.

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6pm, let's be merry and head to my uncle's house!
Got there in 15 minutes, finished the dinner in 2 minutes, sat around like i was invisible for the next hour.

7:30pm, teh most amusing thing happened.. my phone vibrated, killing most of my soldiers and searched for it in my pocket. Written on the LCD display screen was 'Grace'

'WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRD?'

Turns out it was Grace, who was stranded in town alone, with no hopes of surviving and probably facing extinction. And lol did she sounded different from what i depicted.

During the time i was on the phone, the noise in the house became 'more expressive and angsty'
My dad was literally screaming with my grandpa on some stupid dispute.
Had to go out and hear what Grace was actually trying to say, I mean.. you're lost, frantic, and facing extinction but no one really cares.

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Got home and only noticed how 'fly' my hair and new clothes were, and lucky for you people, I'm not a camwh0re, thus no pics =D

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