Andrew; Epic failure

Hello avid fans of concomitance.blogspot.com
Although I've blogged today morning, but due to the epic failure of Andrew Ng Jin Rong, my friend of 10 years(unfortunately), i've decided to show how much he failed.


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Regarding my post before this, he read dessert and thought i was referring to the 'region of little rainfall and is hot'
My post was implying Singapore become warm, and i wish it was a DESSERT, referring to the 'cold and sweet'
Upon his mistake, he got frantic, poor Andrew.


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So he proceeded to spam my tagboard, in hopes that he could erase what he wrote.
Quote -"andrew: dessert - dish after a meal. dessert - where all sands reside"
Nope, there was this [OLDER MESSAGE] function located on my cbox..

Congratulations Andrew, you have not managed to stop this post of your failure

Night guys =D

3xx days, ILL

y halo thar,

in attempt to rush my coursework to completion, i stayed up till around 2, only to find out, i got sick the next day. HURRAY, after nearly a year of healthy life, royston sim has finally fallen ill again. Well, during thursday morning, i woke up with a sonnfabitch dry throat and flu, yet i managed to survive school in such a hot weather. How'd i wish Singapore became a dessert(nope, no spelling mistake here).

Friday was deadline of coursework handing up, I've failed to attend school that day and thus.. i didn't hand it my papers. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, royston had to hand in his coursework, i mean, he was sick and still wanted to finish it on thursday. So basically, royston went to school anyways just to hand in his papers. WHAT THE FUXK MAN, THE WEATHER COULD LIKE, BURN MY HAIR.

1st bad thing - sick
2nd bad thing - upon reaching class, gareth said, "Yo royston, there's a lizard on our FortMinor.
3rd bad thing - on my ride home, this old fella wanted to sit on the seat i was in, so i let him in.. 3,2,1, THE BUS HALT, the man's arm smashed right into my face, causing an impact to my spectacles and crushing it directly between my nose bridge.

It's okay... i got home, and decided to go to the IT fair afterall, i mean, WE GEEKS LOVE COMPUTERS PARTS AND ETC! Met valerie at AMK, then went to suntec to find everyone else. As expected from bing sheng; 'EH WHY U HERE!' STTTTANDARD ANSWERRR KAY.

Interesting fact in suntec city, as quote from feez,
" U know feng shui? "
" See that 5 towers surrounding us? "
" Tower 1-4 being the index fingers, and tower 5 being the thumb "
" and the fountain is the palm "

ARHHHH, and the fountain is known as the fountain of wealth, what link!
So bing sheng smsed me while i was at the fountain with feez getting our face sprayed with oncoming rain of wealth.
bs : where you guys?
roy : fountain
- silence -
bs calls : allo, where you all!?
roy : fountain
bs : which fountain?
roy : oh, suntec has many fountains, i don't know which one leh.. THE BIGGEST ONE?
bs : where is it?!
roy : i dunno, CENTRE OF SUNTEC?
bs : WHAT FOUNTAIN?!
roy : the fountain of wealth lah
bs : WHERE IS THIS FOUNTAIN?!
roy : go ask the people around u.
-hangs up


Lim Bing Sheng, for 17 years in singapore, u've failed to understand there is only 1 big fountain(the biggest fountain in the world, actually) in singapore. Therefore, i officially give you this "YOU FAIL IN LIFE"


Anyways, my diaphragm hurts =/ i coughed too much.

Coursework, to be done!

Y halo thar, here's a story for you people

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room. Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant. The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

This is what time traveling can do to you.
Will time traveling be a possible form of 'traveling' in the future? Let's see in 2036 ya? If John Titor actually exist.


"Is this your room?" by Gareth (lool, some freaky shit[see what boring classes can do to you?])


In anycase, gotta get back to finish my O level F&N coursework~

CNY OVAR LOOOL

So i got 568 bucks for CNY

lolistillhaetCNY, too much noise, too much bullcrap.
Too much visiting, and being visited. Too much strangers.
Royston A.K.A. Unfestive-fella


Oh well, blog at the end of the week

sd'al;jgfdiosf; spider on keyboard

Yvonne's new spectacles is awesome!
so is yvonne!!!111

Yvonne rooockssssss!!!111

pass it on

Okay, i'm just going to put my 'labels' as the song i'm listening to currently

Show me your demiglace smile sauce
eating it slowly away before you
pour upon the omellette
with fried rice delight

I'd like some of these on my plate tomorrow, but it's not gonna happen.
No one in Singapore cooks this awesome dish.

Mix of faggotry

Listening to 'Home Made Kazoku - Shonen Heart'

What a dumb day in school, I've got the legendary HOUSE PRACTICE
And event where most upper secondary tolly hate and detest so much they'd actually skip it to watch Barney and Friends, no wait.. Bananas In Pajamas or maybe Noddy in Toyland or some fagfug show.
So along with Mr Gareth Dean Lee, in attempt(which succeeded epically) to avoid the clutches of the evil MOE-empire minions so to NOT attend the dreadful 'Hall-meet-and-greet-your-house-and-act-jolly-to-participate-in-events-which-will-make-up-for-SPORTSDAY'
Remember kids... HIDING IN THE FIREHOSE REEL IS THE IDEAL THING TO DO WHEN U WANNA AVOID THE TEACHERS.

Anyways, today's a bad day to sleep, too tired. <- Lol Here's a paradox
'I am lying'



Ya so anyways, I shall post one of my few favourite pictures, from chalet <3>

Ah gong arh, nabei

Totem pole <3

I liek to ruin pics kay win

Fukkin Fiery Moshi-mo!

Ya kay thanks, end of post

Anyways, if i said i was lying.. I'd be saying
I'm lying that i said i'm lying, which makes me telling the truth
If i'm telling the truth, wouldn't i be lying? If i did lie, then it's me lying that i'm lying, but telling the truth of me lying. An EPIC MINDFUCK