in attempt to rush my coursework to completion, i stayed up till around 2, only to find out, i got sick the next day. HURRAY, after nearly a year of healthy life, royston sim has finally fallen ill again. Well, during thursday morning, i woke up with a sonnfabitch dry throat and flu, yet i managed to survive school in such a hot weather. How'd i wish Singapore became a dessert(nope, no spelling mistake here).
Friday was deadline of coursework handing up, I've failed to attend school that day and thus.. i didn't hand it my papers. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, royston had to hand in his coursework, i mean, he was sick and still wanted to finish it on thursday. So basically, royston went to school anyways just to hand in his papers. WHAT THE FUXK MAN, THE WEATHER COULD LIKE, BURN MY HAIR.
1st bad thing - sick
2nd bad thing - upon reaching class, gareth said, "Yo royston, there's a lizard on our FortMinor.
3rd bad thing - on my ride home, this old fella wanted to sit on the seat i was in, so i let him in.. 3,2,1, THE BUS HALT, the man's arm smashed right into my face, causing an impact to my spectacles and crushing it directly between my nose bridge.
It's okay... i got home, and decided to go to the IT fair afterall, i mean, WE GEEKS LOVE COMPUTERS PARTS AND ETC! Met valerie at AMK, then went to suntec to find everyone else. As expected from bing sheng; 'EH WHY U HERE!' STTTTANDARD ANSWERRR KAY.
Interesting fact in suntec city, as quote from feez,
" U know feng shui? "
" See that 5 towers surrounding us? "
" Tower 1-4 being the index fingers, and tower 5 being the thumb "
" and the fountain is the palm "
ARHHHH, and the fountain is known as the fountain of wealth, what link!
So bing sheng smsed me while i was at the fountain with feez getting our face sprayed with oncoming rain of wealth.
bs : where you guys?
roy : fountain
- silence -
bs calls : allo, where you all!?
roy : fountain
bs : which fountain?
roy : oh, suntec has many fountains, i don't know which one leh.. THE BIGGEST ONE?
bs : where is it?!
roy : i dunno, CENTRE OF SUNTEC?
bs : WHAT FOUNTAIN?!
roy : the fountain of wealth lah
bs : WHERE IS THIS FOUNTAIN?!
roy : go ask the people around u.
-hangs up
Lim Bing Sheng, for 17 years in singapore, u've failed to understand there is only 1 big fountain(the biggest fountain in the world, actually) in singapore. Therefore, i officially give you this "YOU FAIL IN LIFE"
Anyways, my diaphragm hurts =/ i coughed too much.
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