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Shall blog about a few days ago.. The day i was late for school.
For the past 16 years and n number of months i've been going to school.. (where n is an integer)
I've never been late for school.. and.. congraDULANation, i was caught by a councillor.
Hold on, i was caught, they were practically camping just at the entrance of the frontgate.
Royston Sim, late by 5 minutes. Epic day.
Councillor(who is a totally nutcase) : Got EZ-LINK?
Roys : yeh?
Councillor : give me
Roys : gee, oh shi-.. fuck, nevermind.
So i handed my EZ-LINK over.
How do you get back an EZ-LINK card detained by the dogs of the school? Attend DETENTION CLASS.
haven't got that shit since sec 2.
1:30pm - School Dismissal
2pm - Detention start
4pm - Detention ends
What the fuck is this shit? What a shitload of fuck. I'd rather puke diarrhea outta my nose than attend this shit!
my school fucking sucks, it sucking fucks!
Okay w/e man, anymore of this cussing and this cursing, the school'll find out about me, then sue me, and make me bankrupt cuz they can't stand the fact that i'm stating the facts.
Note, FIRST TIME LATE, TIO 2 HOURS DETENTION
Anyways, Kailing and me has come up with a great plan to settle affairs between our groups <3
Let Monday to Sunday be 1-7
On 1,3,5, Kailing has rights to be with Richie
On 2,4,6, Royston has rights to be with Richie
Because of this, Kailing is free on 2,4,6, and thus she has the rights to be with Bing Sheng that day
Because of this, Royston is free on 1,3,5, and thus he has the rights to be with Fee See that day.
Well, which means Bing Sheng is free on 1,3,5 while Fee See is free on 2,4,6
What about 7? some may ask. Well, we don't really give any flying fucks about 7, so it's a free day for weird things to happen.
Wait, so what about Royston and Kailing? They'll be for each other from 1-7, without their respective affairs' knowing.
This is a foolproof plan. We'd all have win win situations!
(Only Royston and Kailing's days and implications were considered, so basically, this is a selfish time-table)
Well, without further delay, the system starts today.. Let's hope our affair partners don't find out...
And i'm blogging this out.. so they'd actually could read.. OH SHI-
Shall blog about a few days ago.. The day i was late for school.
For the past 16 years and n number of months i've been going to school.. (where n is an integer)
I've never been late for school.. and.. congraDULANation, i was caught by a councillor.
Hold on, i was caught, they were practically camping just at the entrance of the frontgate.
Royston Sim, late by 5 minutes. Epic day.
Councillor(who is a totally nutcase) : Got EZ-LINK?
Roys : yeh?
Councillor : give me
Roys : gee, oh shi-.. fuck, nevermind.
So i handed my EZ-LINK over.
How do you get back an EZ-LINK card detained by the dogs of the school? Attend DETENTION CLASS.
haven't got that shit since sec 2.
1:30pm - School Dismissal
2pm - Detention start
4pm - Detention ends
What the fuck is this shit? What a shitload of fuck. I'd rather puke diarrhea outta my nose than attend this shit!
my school fucking sucks, it sucking fucks!
Okay w/e man, anymore of this cussing and this cursing, the school'll find out about me, then sue me, and make me bankrupt cuz they can't stand the fact that i'm stating the facts.
Note, FIRST TIME LATE, TIO 2 HOURS DETENTION
Anyways, Kailing and me has come up with a great plan to settle affairs between our groups <3
Let Monday to Sunday be 1-7
On 1,3,5, Kailing has rights to be with Richie
On 2,4,6, Royston has rights to be with Richie
Because of this, Kailing is free on 2,4,6, and thus she has the rights to be with Bing Sheng that day
Because of this, Royston is free on 1,3,5, and thus he has the rights to be with Fee See that day.
Well, which means Bing Sheng is free on 1,3,5 while Fee See is free on 2,4,6
What about 7? some may ask. Well, we don't really give any flying fucks about 7, so it's a free day for weird things to happen.
Wait, so what about Royston and Kailing? They'll be for each other from 1-7, without their respective affairs' knowing.
This is a foolproof plan. We'd all have win win situations!
(Only Royston and Kailing's days and implications were considered, so basically, this is a selfish time-table)
Well, without further delay, the system starts today.. Let's hope our affair partners don't find out...
And i'm blogging this out.. so they'd actually could read.. OH SHI-
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