I'm so popular, i shit sweets

Tagboard version ex111
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anon911 : link me! :)
anon101 : new blog! link me at www.newblogaddresswhichisepicallyfuckconfusingtoremember.blogspot.com
girl : haha, your post is funny as hell.
drew : ni hen fei

owner : i'll try to blog more then..
cheezface : HALLO UPDATE TIME
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This is a scenario you see in a tagboard on a 'popular' person's blog most of the time. What's wrong?
Here's what's wrong, anon911 and anon101. The very famous 'LINK ME PLZ' or 'NEW BLOG, LINK ME' or 'HEY THERE, changed my address, link me up!' and 'holy crap, i want you to care for me, please update me, even though we don't really talk, nor do i want to make my blog part of you and really, please link me up, so i can appear in your links section of the blog and if anyone is interested in my name, can click and read my blog, HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO COOL, PLEASE DO IT?'

Dear people who want to be LINKED or cause u changed your blog address because of a breakup, unknown fuck reasons

If the person whom you're telling to link, gives even a flying fuck about you, they would automatically link you because they care and read your blog. Why? Because if they go onto your blog, woah, he/she changed the address, i might just change my link to him/her. People tell others to UPDATE LINK are people who're totally unpopular and really needs to get laid, because COME ON, if anyone cared about you, they'd just update your link when they read your blog. Oh wait, if they don't read your blog, u HAVE TO TAG ON THEIR BOARD.

There's 3 reasons why people link each other
i) They are friends, they read each other's blog.
ii) They are paid to do so, so they gain money from putting another person's link upon request
iii) They are in need of real friends, like twits, which all they know about the interwebs is friendster and blogs. They lack social life and randomly link people so that they look popular when they don't really give another flying fuck about their blogs. Only care when they change their blog address and whatnot.

Since those people who don't link others automatically, they're not exactly friends, or just too lazy to be friends by updating the blog address. So they cannot be (i)
Since those people who don't gain anything such as money or w/e. So they cannot be (ii)
Oh my, we're only left with the (iii) option. I suppose it fits. ):

People who want to be linked after a change in address have no real friends ): It's okay, I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND, NO WAIT, I DON"T LIKE TWITS. BAI!