Holder of Nothing
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Nothing". Should a look of sheer, primal disgust mar the workers expression, you will then be taken to a separate building, which appears to be an old, wooden outhouse. Inside will be a seemingly endless corridor far, far longer than the length of the outhouse.
There will be no sound in the corridor. Attempting to make any at the wrong time is a grievous, grievous mistake. You will notice the lights in the corridor get brighter and brighter as you make your way down towards the end, becoming nearly blinding. If at any point the lights go out, QUICKLY shout out "No! Stop! What you are doing is wrong!" while backing away. If the lights do not come back on, bolt for the door you came in through. It should still be open and hopefully you aren't far enough down the hallway for them to close it on you. If they manage to close it, hell itself would be preferable to what you will suffer.
If the lights come back on, return to walking forward down the corridor. Upon reaching the cell, the worker will open the door for you while glaring at you in disgust. Inside the cell will be a mad pastiche of colors, arranged in several harlequin-like formations. You must not be distracted by them; for at the center of a room is a naked young woman, slathered in blood and bound by strips of human sinew. If you take your eyes off her even for a moment, she will destroy you utterly. She will only respond to one question. "What were they when they were one?"
She will then stare into your eyes, and speak the answer in incredible detail. It will be unlike anything you have ever heard and you will be on the verge of both ecstasy and agony at her mere words. It is not uncommon for most to lose themselves in the euphoria. The worst thing you can do, however, is look upon the tattoo on her chest. It will pull at your mind to gaze upon it, but you mustn't. If you do, you will be hers.
She will flay you alive and add your mutilated flesh to her bindings, and you will remain trapped with her, fully conscious, for the rest of time.
That tattoo is object 5 of 538. They desire to be one again. But they mustn't.
Mar 30, 2007
Mar 29, 2007
Holder of Innocence
Holder of Innocence
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask with no hesitation to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Innocence." The worker will say nothing, but a single tear should fall from her eye.
She will guide you to a forgotten hallway in an abandoned wing of the run-down institution. She will not enter the hall with you, but will only look into your eyes with a cautious hope, her own expression seeming to beg for salvation. Should you enter the hall, you will not see much, save for the dirty, broken fragments of what were once beautifully carved ivory statues. Before long, you will hear a soft whimper from the other side. Pay close attention, for if the whimper stops, then all hope is already lost. There is no use in running away.
As you turn the handle of the simple wooden door on the other side, a warm and cozy light will greet your face. You will find yourself in the bedroom of a young boy of eight and a half years. The boy himself will be sitting cross-legged on the floor at the foot of the bed, his only garment an open night-robe, exposing the entirety of his pure body. He is the source of the tortured whimpers, and nothing you say to console him will end him torrent of stifled wails.
Only, if you ask him “Do you have something for me?” He will become silent to glance up towards your face. Behind his ruffled blond hair is a sight that will render you breathless, and if you are still capable of any thought it will be only the realization that in him you see everything in this world that you truly love. Suddenly, you will realize that the boy is bleeding from his facial regions as a grotesque vine emerges from the petite orifice on his face. The object will pulsate with its own life, and you will find that it is hypnotizing you. The vine grows rapidly into a white rose. The white rose is more sublime than any flower, clearer than any gem, and without a touch of impurity. Do not look away, for you do not wish to try its patience.
Soon, the room will disappear before your eyes, and you will be standing in the most serene clearing you have ever witnessed, and all of nature’s fauna that you recognize will go about their lives around you, with no fear of anything, not even death. Suddenly, however, a shadow will fall over the meadow, and you will witness the forest all around burst into a pillar of flame. What happens next, no man can dwell on for long before going insane, but in the strength of the human mind you will endure. In the end you will hear screams and moans and groans, but what will overcome you more than anything are the quiet whimpers, the stifled cries, of all the sullied innocents of the world that was. You realize that these cries will continue to be heard all across the globe until the world’s end. None can endure those near-silent pleas and still maintain the slightest hope for the future.
The illusion will fade, and you will find yourself back in the room. You will find the boy lying dead on the floor, his face a mixture of agony and horror, his already decaying body feeding the now towering vines and giving it a sinister glow.
That white rose is object 4 of 538. If you touch it with caution then it will be yours, but if you let it master you then it will use your body to seek and assemble all the pieces, no matter what the cost.
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask with no hesitation to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Innocence." The worker will say nothing, but a single tear should fall from her eye.
She will guide you to a forgotten hallway in an abandoned wing of the run-down institution. She will not enter the hall with you, but will only look into your eyes with a cautious hope, her own expression seeming to beg for salvation. Should you enter the hall, you will not see much, save for the dirty, broken fragments of what were once beautifully carved ivory statues. Before long, you will hear a soft whimper from the other side. Pay close attention, for if the whimper stops, then all hope is already lost. There is no use in running away.
As you turn the handle of the simple wooden door on the other side, a warm and cozy light will greet your face. You will find yourself in the bedroom of a young boy of eight and a half years. The boy himself will be sitting cross-legged on the floor at the foot of the bed, his only garment an open night-robe, exposing the entirety of his pure body. He is the source of the tortured whimpers, and nothing you say to console him will end him torrent of stifled wails.
Only, if you ask him “Do you have something for me?” He will become silent to glance up towards your face. Behind his ruffled blond hair is a sight that will render you breathless, and if you are still capable of any thought it will be only the realization that in him you see everything in this world that you truly love. Suddenly, you will realize that the boy is bleeding from his facial regions as a grotesque vine emerges from the petite orifice on his face. The object will pulsate with its own life, and you will find that it is hypnotizing you. The vine grows rapidly into a white rose. The white rose is more sublime than any flower, clearer than any gem, and without a touch of impurity. Do not look away, for you do not wish to try its patience.
Soon, the room will disappear before your eyes, and you will be standing in the most serene clearing you have ever witnessed, and all of nature’s fauna that you recognize will go about their lives around you, with no fear of anything, not even death. Suddenly, however, a shadow will fall over the meadow, and you will witness the forest all around burst into a pillar of flame. What happens next, no man can dwell on for long before going insane, but in the strength of the human mind you will endure. In the end you will hear screams and moans and groans, but what will overcome you more than anything are the quiet whimpers, the stifled cries, of all the sullied innocents of the world that was. You realize that these cries will continue to be heard all across the globe until the world’s end. None can endure those near-silent pleas and still maintain the slightest hope for the future.
The illusion will fade, and you will find yourself back in the room. You will find the boy lying dead on the floor, his face a mixture of agony and horror, his already decaying body feeding the now towering vines and giving it a sinister glow.
That white rose is object 4 of 538. If you touch it with caution then it will be yours, but if you let it master you then it will use your body to seek and assemble all the pieces, no matter what the cost.
Mar 28, 2007
Holder of the Beginning
Holder of the Beginning
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls herself "The Holder of the Beginning". A small smile will work its way over the persons mouth, almost seeming to say, "You foolish man".
You will be taken down a hallway, seemingly leading out into a place it shouldn't. This place will seem to exist nowhere in the institution, but it will. The hall will be silent, even if you try to make noise. Screams will die before leaving your mouth, footsteps will be muffled. Your guide will simply point to the door.
If you enter, you will find a cozy room, full of a pleasant, though unidentifiable, perfume. There will be a pretty lady sitting, holding nothing. No sounds will be made in this room, no matter how hard you try, except for one question. "Why where they separated?" The lady will then explain, in detail, the reason. It will be every horrific event in history, every beating, every war, every rape. Everything. Then, all will fall silent. It is up to you to do what you will with this information.
That lady is Object 3 of 538. It is up to you if they should be joined or not.
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls herself "The Holder of the Beginning". A small smile will work its way over the persons mouth, almost seeming to say, "You foolish man".
You will be taken down a hallway, seemingly leading out into a place it shouldn't. This place will seem to exist nowhere in the institution, but it will. The hall will be silent, even if you try to make noise. Screams will die before leaving your mouth, footsteps will be muffled. Your guide will simply point to the door.
If you enter, you will find a cozy room, full of a pleasant, though unidentifiable, perfume. There will be a pretty lady sitting, holding nothing. No sounds will be made in this room, no matter how hard you try, except for one question. "Why where they separated?" The lady will then explain, in detail, the reason. It will be every horrific event in history, every beating, every war, every rape. Everything. Then, all will fall silent. It is up to you to do what you will with this information.
That lady is Object 3 of 538. It is up to you if they should be joined or not.
Sorry plant
Just got home from pizza hut with Andrew, Bing Sheng, Rebecca, Yvonne and Jing Lin. Fee See left early D:
So Gareth did bring the Venus-Flytrap, we named it Paula. It was pretty small and cute.
We killed it, sorry. Was fun when it lasted.
Gareth will bring another one tomorrow.
English oral today, haven't say finish; teacher interrupts "let's move on to conversation.", gratz, im fucked.
Got home, received 3 messages. One from bs, one from fs and richie
Richie : Is it wanna die in class naos?! at 9am
Fs : hey arsbenm(guess wad word is this) I"M BACK! at 11:13am
Bs : U coming 4 movie.... at 12:44pm
Called bs and joined them. Movie turned kbox but i was not amused, therefore was scheduled to join at 8pm for stingray. Proceeded to watch Rozen Maiden, damn, it's good. Fs called and somewhat requested me to go early(miss me right? <3)>
Ended up in pizza hut lol.
Jing Lin's boyfriend analyzing session : results
Andrew - a very considerate person, must be an awesome boyfriend
Royston - should be a good boyfriend la, very funny.
Bing Sheng - ... kanasai
Quotes worthy of being displayed for viewing from Jing Lin.
"I think Royston suits Kailing more than Richie with Kailing"
"Okay, Royston with Fee See, Richie with Kailing.. Bing Sheng you.. nvm"
"I saw Andrew touching Yvonne's thigh in kbox"
"I saw Andrew fondling Yvonne's hands in kbox"
"I saw Andrew reaching out to Yvonne's back like doing something in kbox"
This concludes the post. Okay Bs, HAHAHHAHA
So Gareth did bring the Venus-Flytrap, we named it Paula. It was pretty small and cute.
We killed it, sorry. Was fun when it lasted.
Gareth will bring another one tomorrow.
English oral today, haven't say finish; teacher interrupts "let's move on to conversation.", gratz, im fucked.
Got home, received 3 messages. One from bs, one from fs and richie
Richie : Is it wanna die in class naos?! at 9am
Fs : hey arsbenm(guess wad word is this) I"M BACK! at 11:13am
Bs : U coming 4 movie.... at 12:44pm
Called bs and joined them. Movie turned kbox but i was not amused, therefore was scheduled to join at 8pm for stingray. Proceeded to watch Rozen Maiden, damn, it's good. Fs called and somewhat requested me to go early(miss me right? <3)>
Ended up in pizza hut lol.
Jing Lin's boyfriend analyzing session : results
Andrew - a very considerate person, must be an awesome boyfriend
Royston - should be a good boyfriend la, very funny.
Bing Sheng - ... kanasai
Quotes worthy of being displayed for viewing from Jing Lin.
"I think Royston suits Kailing more than Richie with Kailing"
"Okay, Royston with Fee See, Richie with Kailing.. Bing Sheng you.. nvm"
"I saw Andrew touching Yvonne's thigh in kbox"
"I saw Andrew fondling Yvonne's hands in kbox"
"I saw Andrew reaching out to Yvonne's back like doing something in kbox"
This concludes the post. Okay Bs, HAHAHHAHA
Mar 26, 2007
Holder of the Source
Concept - Huishi
Idea - Huishi
Creator - Royston
This one's for you FS!
Holder of the Source
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Source". A wryly smile would glow from the worker's face, whom will direct you to an elevated plane in the east wing of the building. The worker's pace increases and you may only follow the lead, for if you do not, the worker will disappear into the darkness and you would be lost in the midst of nowhere, only to await being consumed by the creatures that lurk beneath.
What seems to be like a lengthy walk will lead you to a little opening on the ceiling. The worker will hint to you, signalling you to get onto his palms. You use his shoulders as support and step onto his hands. He lifts you up as if you were a feather and you climb through the opening. You hear a slight 'good luck' from where you came and the worker leaves almost immediately.
You step out of the opening, to find yourself in a field filled with beautiful flowers which you cannot describe with words. Seems like paradise. The lush green pastures and vintage benches make this location seem as if it was a ideal spot to have a picnic. You walk towards one of the bench with a sofisticated lady reading a book. As you approach, she stops reading and ask of your deepest fear. Ignore the question and say "Would it be subliminal?" for if you do answer her with anything, you will be mutilated instantly with what you provided as an answer.
The lady reaches out to you with a grin and whisper in your ears a long set of quotes and requests you to forget them. Remember the things she said for you would only hear it once and never again.
The message the lady gave is object 2 of 538. Only use it after the combination for it would only work once.
Idea - Huishi
Creator - Royston
This one's for you FS!
Holder of the Source
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Source". A wryly smile would glow from the worker's face, whom will direct you to an elevated plane in the east wing of the building. The worker's pace increases and you may only follow the lead, for if you do not, the worker will disappear into the darkness and you would be lost in the midst of nowhere, only to await being consumed by the creatures that lurk beneath.
What seems to be like a lengthy walk will lead you to a little opening on the ceiling. The worker will hint to you, signalling you to get onto his palms. You use his shoulders as support and step onto his hands. He lifts you up as if you were a feather and you climb through the opening. You hear a slight 'good luck' from where you came and the worker leaves almost immediately.
You step out of the opening, to find yourself in a field filled with beautiful flowers which you cannot describe with words. Seems like paradise. The lush green pastures and vintage benches make this location seem as if it was a ideal spot to have a picnic. You walk towards one of the bench with a sofisticated lady reading a book. As you approach, she stops reading and ask of your deepest fear. Ignore the question and say "Would it be subliminal?" for if you do answer her with anything, you will be mutilated instantly with what you provided as an answer.
The lady reaches out to you with a grin and whisper in your ears a long set of quotes and requests you to forget them. Remember the things she said for you would only hear it once and never again.
The message the lady gave is object 2 of 538. Only use it after the combination for it would only work once.
High on Martel V.S.O.P
So today, i've nothing much to blog about, except the snail aquarium in my class which me and gareth made..
I present to you... SNAIL AQUARIUM CHAPTER ONE!
Top view of snail aquarium, our table
I'm on the left, he's on the right =D
Our tissue boxes
Welcome to FORT_MINOR
So this is Fort Minor, our little home in class 5N1.
This was created due to extreme extensive boredom.
Gareth said he'd bring a Venus Flytrap tomorrow, heh.
Fee See's at camp, can't talk to her ):
I lust for NYNY's food one more time before Kailing quits o:
Richie's bum is OKAY <3
WeiSheng sucks at gunbound, period D:
Grace has godly hair yo'!!
Mar 25, 2007
Holder of the End
Dear fans, today, i shall present to you.. HOLDER SERIES, they'll be named under my Labels as HOLDER SERIES
Here's an introductory.. Holders may only be found in any mental institution or halfway house. It may be anywhere, any country at anytime.
There are over 2000 Holders, but 538 is present, whereas the others are missing... They must never meet..
Holder of the End
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.
Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.
If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"
The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.
Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.
That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.
Here's an introductory.. Holders may only be found in any mental institution or halfway house. It may be anywhere, any country at anytime.
There are over 2000 Holders, but 538 is present, whereas the others are missing... They must never meet..
Holder of the End
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.
Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.
If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"
The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.
Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.
That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.
Mar 24, 2007
Amazing discovery, Royston was a twit for 15 minutes dattebayo!
2303 is the legendary kl&roy day
Founded in the year 2007, has carved weird insignia onto our lives.
23-03-07
3:30pm - takes train to lavender for passport renewal
4:09pm - arrives at lavender, went into ICA building storey 2
5:20pm - done with passport, heads to bugis
5:30pm - enters arcade, plays Guilty Gear XX SLASH(where's AC?)
Gave a call to kailing before anything else, she gave the green light to watching Mr Bean's holiday.
Why, isn't kailing a great friend?
When all hope was lost...
When life was in darkness
When watching alone was the only option
Kailing : Okay, let's watch Mr Bean's Holiday
Went to Starbucks and what? Coffee testing experiment on us WEEE~
Milk -> Lime -> Coffee -> Cake -> Coffee -> Drink
ALL FREE? We'd be full =D
7:55pm - Movie starts
9:25pm - Movie ends
Due to the misleading signs bugis had to offer, the toilet wasn't where the signs led to.
Coincidentally, we walked pass a 'Print Club' so kl suggested we take a neoprint.
After some light persuasion, i entered the place and take a picture.
quote
"Aiya, be twit for awhile lah, even if u hate them"
Result of the print-club session :
Eat this, Limbingsheng. HAAHAHAHHAA
Went to Marina and met Fee See, Clifford, Andrew, Bing Sheng
Went home quickly after we met. pfft?
Kailing had to meet Asaph at the EX-PLAH-NAID
2303 shall be known as KAILING & ROYSTON DAY, RIGHT?
24-03-07
Kailing and Clifford arrives <3
Followed by a Bing Sheng
Then a Fee See
Our late king, retains his title, Andrew
Yvonne came later, but being Andrew's wife, i guess that's acceptable
Guilty Gear Frenzy WEEE~
Okay it was fun, don't wanna elaborate kay win =D
Founded in the year 2007, has carved weird insignia onto our lives.
23-03-07
3:30pm - takes train to lavender for passport renewal
4:09pm - arrives at lavender, went into ICA building storey 2
5:20pm - done with passport, heads to bugis
5:30pm - enters arcade, plays Guilty Gear XX SLASH(where's AC?)
Gave a call to kailing before anything else, she gave the green light to watching Mr Bean's holiday.
Why, isn't kailing a great friend?
When all hope was lost...
When life was in darkness
When watching alone was the only option
Kailing : Okay, let's watch Mr Bean's Holiday
Went to Starbucks and what? Coffee testing experiment on us WEEE~
Milk -> Lime -> Coffee -> Cake -> Coffee -> Drink
ALL FREE? We'd be full =D
7:55pm - Movie starts
9:25pm - Movie ends
Due to the misleading signs bugis had to offer, the toilet wasn't where the signs led to.
Coincidentally, we walked pass a 'Print Club' so kl suggested we take a neoprint.
After some light persuasion, i entered the place and take a picture.
quote
"Aiya, be twit for awhile lah, even if u hate them"
Result of the print-club session :
Eat this, Limbingsheng. HAAHAHAHHAA
Went to Marina and met Fee See, Clifford, Andrew, Bing Sheng
Went home quickly after we met. pfft?
Kailing had to meet Asaph at the EX-PLAH-NAID
2303 shall be known as KAILING & ROYSTON DAY, RIGHT?
24-03-07
Kailing and Clifford arrives <3
Followed by a Bing Sheng
Then a Fee See
Our late king, retains his title, Andrew
Yvonne came later, but being Andrew's wife, i guess that's acceptable
Guilty Gear Frenzy WEEE~
Okay it was fun, don't wanna elaborate kay win =D
Mar 22, 2007
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Smaller the font, the better it is!
Shall blog about a few days ago.. The day i was late for school.
For the past 16 years and n number of months i've been going to school.. (where n is an integer)
I've never been late for school.. and.. congraDULANation, i was caught by a councillor.
Hold on, i was caught, they were practically camping just at the entrance of the frontgate.
Royston Sim, late by 5 minutes. Epic day.
Councillor(who is a totally nutcase) : Got EZ-LINK?
Roys : yeh?
Councillor : give me
Roys : gee, oh shi-.. fuck, nevermind.
So i handed my EZ-LINK over.
How do you get back an EZ-LINK card detained by the dogs of the school? Attend DETENTION CLASS.
haven't got that shit since sec 2.
1:30pm - School Dismissal
2pm - Detention start
4pm - Detention ends
What the fuck is this shit? What a shitload of fuck. I'd rather puke diarrhea outta my nose than attend this shit!
my school fucking sucks, it sucking fucks!
Okay w/e man, anymore of this cussing and this cursing, the school'll find out about me, then sue me, and make me bankrupt cuz they can't stand the fact that i'm stating the facts.
Note, FIRST TIME LATE, TIO 2 HOURS DETENTION
Anyways, Kailing and me has come up with a great plan to settle affairs between our groups <3
Let Monday to Sunday be 1-7
On 1,3,5, Kailing has rights to be with Richie
On 2,4,6, Royston has rights to be with Richie
Because of this, Kailing is free on 2,4,6, and thus she has the rights to be with Bing Sheng that day
Because of this, Royston is free on 1,3,5, and thus he has the rights to be with Fee See that day.
Well, which means Bing Sheng is free on 1,3,5 while Fee See is free on 2,4,6
What about 7? some may ask. Well, we don't really give any flying fucks about 7, so it's a free day for weird things to happen.
Wait, so what about Royston and Kailing? They'll be for each other from 1-7, without their respective affairs' knowing.
This is a foolproof plan. We'd all have win win situations!
(Only Royston and Kailing's days and implications were considered, so basically, this is a selfish time-table)
Well, without further delay, the system starts today.. Let's hope our affair partners don't find out...
And i'm blogging this out.. so they'd actually could read.. OH SHI-
Shall blog about a few days ago.. The day i was late for school.
For the past 16 years and n number of months i've been going to school.. (where n is an integer)
I've never been late for school.. and.. congraDULANation, i was caught by a councillor.
Hold on, i was caught, they were practically camping just at the entrance of the frontgate.
Royston Sim, late by 5 minutes. Epic day.
Councillor(who is a totally nutcase) : Got EZ-LINK?
Roys : yeh?
Councillor : give me
Roys : gee, oh shi-.. fuck, nevermind.
So i handed my EZ-LINK over.
How do you get back an EZ-LINK card detained by the dogs of the school? Attend DETENTION CLASS.
haven't got that shit since sec 2.
1:30pm - School Dismissal
2pm - Detention start
4pm - Detention ends
What the fuck is this shit? What a shitload of fuck. I'd rather puke diarrhea outta my nose than attend this shit!
my school fucking sucks, it sucking fucks!
Okay w/e man, anymore of this cussing and this cursing, the school'll find out about me, then sue me, and make me bankrupt cuz they can't stand the fact that i'm stating the facts.
Note, FIRST TIME LATE, TIO 2 HOURS DETENTION
Anyways, Kailing and me has come up with a great plan to settle affairs between our groups <3
Let Monday to Sunday be 1-7
On 1,3,5, Kailing has rights to be with Richie
On 2,4,6, Royston has rights to be with Richie
Because of this, Kailing is free on 2,4,6, and thus she has the rights to be with Bing Sheng that day
Because of this, Royston is free on 1,3,5, and thus he has the rights to be with Fee See that day.
Well, which means Bing Sheng is free on 1,3,5 while Fee See is free on 2,4,6
What about 7? some may ask. Well, we don't really give any flying fucks about 7, so it's a free day for weird things to happen.
Wait, so what about Royston and Kailing? They'll be for each other from 1-7, without their respective affairs' knowing.
This is a foolproof plan. We'd all have win win situations!
(Only Royston and Kailing's days and implications were considered, so basically, this is a selfish time-table)
Well, without further delay, the system starts today.. Let's hope our affair partners don't find out...
And i'm blogging this out.. so they'd actually could read.. OH SHI-
Mar 20, 2007
sentosa v9000.1
Last one!
Take 1
Alfred with a middle finger kay lol?
Take 2 with more smiles
Take 3 final with me and kl ruining the picture =D
See KL, ruining pics isn't a bad idea. We're both funny, RIGHT?
As requested : I LOVE SENTOSA
Mar 19, 2007
Sentosa v3.999
3rd post, not the final, tho!
This sentosa was rated 9.99/10
Haven't had so much fun since the day when i learnt how to use the internet
richie, itz b me gay tiem nao plz?
Since richie rejected me, here is MAI WAIFU
as quoted from fs : 'hands off my girl' edited pic may be found on her blog
Richie x Fee See = NO
THEY"RE HAVING A RENDEZVOUS
Therefore, i interrupt =P
Okay that's about for nao.
Next entry - Edited pics galore =D
This sentosa was rated 9.99/10
Haven't had so much fun since the day when i learnt how to use the internet
richie, itz b me gay tiem nao plz?
Since richie rejected me, here is MAI WAIFU
as quoted from fs : 'hands off my girl' edited pic may be found on her blog
Richie x Fee See = NO
THEY"RE HAVING A RENDEZVOUS
Therefore, i interrupt =P
Okay that's about for nao.
Next entry - Edited pics galore =D
Mar 18, 2007
Sentosa v2.5
Kailing, itz be ptach tiem nao plz?
Yhalothar
Somersault ends? LOL AT SHIP
Darkness during dinner
So i herd, luukin awai from teh kamara is teh niu trand
Mah boddddy~
Richie marry me? =D
Hehehehe
Fs, i don't think ur fat, ur hawt kay
I think this semi-open shutter pic is made of wins
Attack of the bsruinsyourphoto
Everyone wants to take pic with Mr-epic-sault
Okay guys, this is how u grab boobies kay?
Sentosa v0.1
16-03-07 is a made of win day. <3
no noob, i didn't get what you call a... 'stead' on that day.
SENTOSA OKAYS
so we set off to sentosa, from boon lay. A much awaited outing fomi!
Attendence(in no particular order) : Andrew, Bing Sheng, Fee See, Kailing, Jing Lin, Yvonne, Bang Hao, Clifford, Alda, Lihao, Angeline. (did i miss anyone out?)
Anders, Rebecca, Richie, Derrick and Alfred joined later.
WHY, WHY DID RICHIE join later? D:
Sentosa is lol place. It's so dirty and unclean and very filthy and very dirty and very unclean and extremely filthy
<===FAST FORWARD HERE===>
So we got into the water of filth, ready to be stung like wtf-things like pigs in abattoir waiting for be slaughtered.
Bing Sheng and Clifford came up with the idea of somersaulting above water. Good idea, most of us did it anyways, just so happens, my somersault is t3h awesomest kay. As Andrew calls it - "EPIC-SAULT"
Here's an AWESOME frame Kailing took while i was epic-saulting
Kailing takes the most awesomest frames ever. It's perfect kay?
Oh and yes, Kailing had the most awesome hair that day. It was a hair to be remembered.
Makes you wanna say:"I'm sorry it was my fault, ALL mine, kan we be patch tiem naos?"
Kailing and Bing Sheng
I'm afraid i couldn't get a better pic of your hair, kailing =/
Because i've only got Kailing's batch of photos from the trip, 3 entries will be used to cover all of good sentosa pics and details kay.
On this day, Royston was the noble KAYAK for Kailing,
Bing Sheng was the lousy PLANK for Fee See(poor fs)
Andrew was the self-proclaimed STAR CRUISE for Jing Lin
Yvonne had the awesomest buddy float
Clifford(HAHAHA), had the wooden plank named WOODY as his temp. girlfriend
Okay la, Kailing was on my back for almost 3 hours i believe?
Despite my size, i can carry Kailing, Fee See KAY. OUT OF WATER ALSO
From left, Royston, Bang Hao, Andrew, Zheng Wei, Bing Sheng, Kailing, Yvonne
Okay, Shall update more at a later time, have fun looking at the remaining random pics <3
No Kailing, you're doing it wrong
Yes Kailing, you're now doing it right
no noob, i didn't get what you call a... 'stead' on that day.
SENTOSA OKAYS
so we set off to sentosa, from boon lay. A much awaited outing fomi!
Attendence(in no particular order) : Andrew, Bing Sheng, Fee See, Kailing, Jing Lin, Yvonne, Bang Hao, Clifford, Alda, Lihao, Angeline. (did i miss anyone out?)
Anders, Rebecca, Richie, Derrick and Alfred joined later.
WHY, WHY DID RICHIE join later? D:
Sentosa is lol place. It's so dirty and unclean and very filthy and very dirty and very unclean and extremely filthy
<===FAST FORWARD HERE===>
So we got into the water of filth, ready to be stung like wtf-things like pigs in abattoir waiting for be slaughtered.
Bing Sheng and Clifford came up with the idea of somersaulting above water. Good idea, most of us did it anyways, just so happens, my somersault is t3h awesomest kay. As Andrew calls it - "EPIC-SAULT"
Here's an AWESOME frame Kailing took while i was epic-saulting
Kailing takes the most awesomest frames ever. It's perfect kay?
Oh and yes, Kailing had the most awesome hair that day. It was a hair to be remembered.
Makes you wanna say:"I'm sorry it was my fault, ALL mine, kan we be patch tiem naos?"
Kailing and Bing Sheng
I'm afraid i couldn't get a better pic of your hair, kailing =/
Because i've only got Kailing's batch of photos from the trip, 3 entries will be used to cover all of good sentosa pics and details kay.
On this day, Royston was the noble KAYAK for Kailing,
Bing Sheng was the lousy PLANK for Fee See(poor fs)
Andrew was the self-proclaimed STAR CRUISE for Jing Lin
Yvonne had the awesomest buddy float
Clifford(HAHAHA), had the wooden plank named WOODY as his temp. girlfriend
Okay la, Kailing was on my back for almost 3 hours i believe?
Despite my size, i can carry Kailing, Fee See KAY. OUT OF WATER ALSO
From left, Royston, Bang Hao, Andrew, Zheng Wei, Bing Sheng, Kailing, Yvonne
Okay, Shall update more at a later time, have fun looking at the remaining random pics <3
No Kailing, you're doing it wrong
Yes Kailing, you're now doing it right
Mar 15, 2007
GAIAFAG
So just yesterday, i went to get a present for my god-mother(fuck you fags, real god-mother; not those you see in school GOR JIE MEI DI NNBPCB) at suntec. But before, i took a trip down to bugis to play some GGXXS. The first few fights were good, but then i got a lil over myself and died upon his Sol-whoring.
Basically, he used Sol all over again upon the 18 times i fought with him. A fair share of win and loss. I'd say he was pretty good, but punishable. Upon knockdown, 2P, 66, 623K. What a fucking combo. Luckily for me, his SIDEWINDER loop sucks ass like mine lul. Spent 2 hours in the arcade and came out like a winner.
Went to suntec to buy some chocolates <3
ROYCE chocolates, located at tower 3, just opposite Carrefour or however u spell it.
Walked around and went to Suntec's exhibition hall for a foodfair. Damn, good food.
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD. Life is short, eat more.
Anyways, as i was going back via the mrt, i met 6 gaiafags, actually 5.
So this bunch of losers aged prolly 12-14? a group going to some gaiafag party. 4 of them are a couple and lol, was it hilarious. This girl and another guy was so left out throughout the ride.
Quotes of the day
" I wanna quickly go home watch Hana Kimi "
" Aiya, you and your stead can hold hands "
" I didn't skip basketball training, i had flu, and my eyes were sore, and when i recovered, the training was over "
Hana Kimi, what a fag show? It's basically some cheesy drama the taiwan people came up with for fast bucks, top of it, it has ella inside. Ella from S.H.E(male). Gaiafag material show. If it was made in taiwan, why the fuck would they wanna name it in japanese? HANA KIMI? WHAT A JOKE. I've watched many jDrama and i tell you, this is the worst kinda Wapanese drama i've ever seen. The acting sucks, soundtrack sucks and filmography too, including the plot.
Gaiafagness of show : 100/10
Plot : 1/10
Story : Probably 2/10, but i'll give it 1/10
Soundtrack : -100/10
Character development : -9001/10
" Aiya, you and your stead can hold hands "
Yes, this is an epic quote.
I don't get it, why do singaporeans like to refer their girlfriend/boyfriends as STEAD?
What the fuck is so steady about them? Most of them are LOL EASY COME EASY GO
Stead is basically a term used by Wangsters in singapore, who don't know what the fuck is a relationship and loves to fuck all day with their blowup doll(if they actually have one, cuz most of which just spend their money on cigerettes and smoke in the school toilet).
I'm afraid these few gaiafags failed.
Okay, one more thing, one of those 'steady' guy had Teriyaki Boyz song as his ringtone. What a earfuck =)
Okay now, let's have some POETRY?
Andrew came up with this, he thought was pretty awesome and stuff, might as well post. Yeh sure
sooooo early
yet so late
life is full of mysteries
full of hate
will young bill save himself time
or will he remain sober in the lust of dime
we will never know
unless we drink lime
dirty minds
many kinds
once upon a time
lived old man hiem
old man hiem old man hiem
o' when will u wake
old lady mary died, so have u
but life goes on , so do u
o' old man hiem old man hiem
drop tt pipe and bring the light
to the people of ur nation with all ur might
give us light, o' old man hiem
give us light, with all ur might
white and black
pure and sad
justice and hate
o when will he take
goddess freyer's only sake
the only hope tt he can make
eyes above and eyes below
make this turkey very cold
When you do become a world famos poetry, don't forget to mention i once said you fail. =DDD
Basically, he used Sol all over again upon the 18 times i fought with him. A fair share of win and loss. I'd say he was pretty good, but punishable. Upon knockdown, 2P, 66, 623K. What a fucking combo. Luckily for me, his SIDEWINDER loop sucks ass like mine lul. Spent 2 hours in the arcade and came out like a winner.
Went to suntec to buy some chocolates <3
ROYCE chocolates, located at tower 3, just opposite Carrefour or however u spell it.
Walked around and went to Suntec's exhibition hall for a foodfair. Damn, good food.
FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD. Life is short, eat more.
Anyways, as i was going back via the mrt, i met 6 gaiafags, actually 5.
So this bunch of losers aged prolly 12-14? a group going to some gaiafag party. 4 of them are a couple and lol, was it hilarious. This girl and another guy was so left out throughout the ride.
Quotes of the day
" I wanna quickly go home watch Hana Kimi "
" Aiya, you and your stead can hold hands "
" I didn't skip basketball training, i had flu, and my eyes were sore, and when i recovered, the training was over "
Hana Kimi, what a fag show? It's basically some cheesy drama the taiwan people came up with for fast bucks, top of it, it has ella inside. Ella from S.H.E(male). Gaiafag material show. If it was made in taiwan, why the fuck would they wanna name it in japanese? HANA KIMI? WHAT A JOKE. I've watched many jDrama and i tell you, this is the worst kinda Wapanese drama i've ever seen. The acting sucks, soundtrack sucks and filmography too, including the plot.
Gaiafagness of show : 100/10
Plot : 1/10
Story : Probably 2/10, but i'll give it 1/10
Soundtrack : -100/10
Character development : -9001/10
" Aiya, you and your stead can hold hands "
Yes, this is an epic quote.
I don't get it, why do singaporeans like to refer their girlfriend/boyfriends as STEAD?
What the fuck is so steady about them? Most of them are LOL EASY COME EASY GO
Stead is basically a term used by Wangsters in singapore, who don't know what the fuck is a relationship and loves to fuck all day with their blowup doll(if they actually have one, cuz most of which just spend their money on cigerettes and smoke in the school toilet).
I'm afraid these few gaiafags failed.
Okay, one more thing, one of those 'steady' guy had Teriyaki Boyz song as his ringtone. What a earfuck =)
Okay now, let's have some POETRY?
Andrew came up with this, he thought was pretty awesome and stuff, might as well post. Yeh sure
sooooo early
yet so late
life is full of mysteries
full of hate
will young bill save himself time
or will he remain sober in the lust of dime
we will never know
unless we drink lime
dirty minds
many kinds
once upon a time
lived old man hiem
old man hiem old man hiem
o' when will u wake
old lady mary died, so have u
but life goes on , so do u
o' old man hiem old man hiem
drop tt pipe and bring the light
to the people of ur nation with all ur might
give us light, o' old man hiem
give us light, with all ur might
white and black
pure and sad
justice and hate
o when will he take
goddess freyer's only sake
the only hope tt he can make
eyes above and eyes below
make this turkey very cold
When you do become a world famos poetry, don't forget to mention i once said you fail. =DDD
Mar 14, 2007
The Interbutt
haay guys wuts goin onz?!
I booked the wrong airline tickets for my mom!
She's gonna pay an extra 200 bucks for that!
I can't alter the dates, cuz i if i do
She'll pay another 600!
I'm so fucking sorry i did it! =D
fs : pay her back 200 lor
roy : ... no money
fs : how much have u got now
roy : 170
fs : pay 100 first lor
roy : ...
~_~ This song owns, blogging is a waste time time lool
I booked the wrong airline tickets for my mom!
She's gonna pay an extra 200 bucks for that!
I can't alter the dates, cuz i if i do
She'll pay another 600!
I'm so fucking sorry i did it! =D
fs : pay her back 200 lor
roy : ... no money
fs : how much have u got now
roy : 170
fs : pay 100 first lor
roy : ...
~_~ This song owns, blogging is a waste time time lool
Mar 12, 2007
Ana - We Are
See the devil on the doorstep now (my oh my)
Telling everybody oh just how to live their lives
Sliding down the information highway
Buying in just like a bunch of fools
Time is ticking and we can't go back (my oh my)
Just a few more waiting period and Spider-man 3 will be out in the cinemas
Just so you know, Stan Lee created Spider-man, not Spiderman, because he thought people might confuse with superman
Thus, the hyphen in the name. Yeh, fags.
What about the world today
What about the place that we call home
We’ve never been so many
And we've never been so alone
Does anyone remember Spider-man 2's OST.
The great soundtrack released a few weeks after Spider-man 2 was released in Singapore
The soundtrack which had this song, Vindicated by Dashboard Confession
You keep watching from your picket fence
You keep talking but it makes no sense
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are
You wash your hands and come out clean
Fail to recognise the enemies within
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are, we are, we are
Was Vindicated a nice song? Was it the best in the album?
Was Dashboard Confession a good group?
Do they still produce music which become popular now?
One step forward making two steps back (my oh my)
Riding piggy on the bad boys back for life
Lining up for the grand illusion
No answers for no questions asked
Lining up for the execution
Without knowing why
No, Dashboard Confession isn't an awesome group
Neither is Vindicated an awesome song
Have you people heard of
We Are by Ana?
Probably not, It's a song one probably never heard of
I have the OST, so i know
It’s all about power then
Take control
Breaking the rule
Breaking the soul
They suck us dry till there’s nothing left
My oh my, my oh my
Was We Are a good song?
Yes, it was, in my opinion
It could be either be as good as Vindicated, or even better for the matter of fact
What about the world today
What about the place that we call home
We' ve never been so many
And we've never been so alone.... so alone
It's just like this, a person discovers a good song in an album, request it on the radio
Gets played over 9000 times on radio and becomes a big hit in the world
And this fame dies after 2-3 months, a period where new songs arrive
That's how the world works
It’s all about power then (we are)
Take control (we are)
Breaking the rule (we are, we are)
Breaking the soul (we are)
They suck us dry till there’s nothing left (we are, we are)
My oh my, my oh my
People tend to overlook the better things in life
That's how it is, too
We are
We are (its all )
We are
We are, we are (take control)
We are
We are
It’s all about power
Then take control
Most people are INTO trends, which makes them ultimate faggots
=) to the Vicious Cycle of Stupidity
VCoS! pronounced as. VEE-CAUSE
Telling everybody oh just how to live their lives
Sliding down the information highway
Buying in just like a bunch of fools
Time is ticking and we can't go back (my oh my)
Just a few more waiting period and Spider-man 3 will be out in the cinemas
Just so you know, Stan Lee created Spider-man, not Spiderman, because he thought people might confuse with superman
Thus, the hyphen in the name. Yeh, fags.
What about the world today
What about the place that we call home
We’ve never been so many
And we've never been so alone
Does anyone remember Spider-man 2's OST.
The great soundtrack released a few weeks after Spider-man 2 was released in Singapore
The soundtrack which had this song, Vindicated by Dashboard Confession
You keep watching from your picket fence
You keep talking but it makes no sense
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are
You wash your hands and come out clean
Fail to recognise the enemies within
You say we're not responsible
But we are, we are, we are, we are
Was Vindicated a nice song? Was it the best in the album?
Was Dashboard Confession a good group?
Do they still produce music which become popular now?
One step forward making two steps back (my oh my)
Riding piggy on the bad boys back for life
Lining up for the grand illusion
No answers for no questions asked
Lining up for the execution
Without knowing why
No, Dashboard Confession isn't an awesome group
Neither is Vindicated an awesome song
Have you people heard of
We Are by Ana?
Probably not, It's a song one probably never heard of
I have the OST, so i know
It’s all about power then
Take control
Breaking the rule
Breaking the soul
They suck us dry till there’s nothing left
My oh my, my oh my
Was We Are a good song?
Yes, it was, in my opinion
It could be either be as good as Vindicated, or even better for the matter of fact
What about the world today
What about the place that we call home
We' ve never been so many
And we've never been so alone.... so alone
It's just like this, a person discovers a good song in an album, request it on the radio
Gets played over 9000 times on radio and becomes a big hit in the world
And this fame dies after 2-3 months, a period where new songs arrive
That's how the world works
It’s all about power then (we are)
Take control (we are)
Breaking the rule (we are, we are)
Breaking the soul (we are)
They suck us dry till there’s nothing left (we are, we are)
My oh my, my oh my
People tend to overlook the better things in life
That's how it is, too
We are
We are (its all )
We are
We are, we are (take control)
We are
We are
It’s all about power
Then take control
Most people are INTO trends, which makes them ultimate faggots
=) to the Vicious Cycle of Stupidity
VCoS! pronounced as. VEE-CAUSE
Mar 11, 2007
Andrew; Epic failure
Hello avid fans of concomitance.blogspot.com
Although I've blogged today morning, but due to the epic failure of Andrew Ng Jin Rong, my friend of 10 years(unfortunately), i've decided to show how much he failed.
CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURE!
Regarding my post before this, he read dessert and thought i was referring to the 'region of little rainfall and is hot'
My post was implying Singapore become warm, and i wish it was a DESSERT, referring to the 'cold and sweet'
Upon his mistake, he got frantic, poor Andrew.
CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURE
So he proceeded to spam my tagboard, in hopes that he could erase what he wrote.
Quote -"andrew: dessert - dish after a meal. dessert - where all sands reside"
Nope, there was this [OLDER MESSAGE] function located on my cbox..
Congratulations Andrew, you have not managed to stop this post of your failure
Night guys =D
Although I've blogged today morning, but due to the epic failure of Andrew Ng Jin Rong, my friend of 10 years(unfortunately), i've decided to show how much he failed.
CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURE!
Regarding my post before this, he read dessert and thought i was referring to the 'region of little rainfall and is hot'
My post was implying Singapore become warm, and i wish it was a DESSERT, referring to the 'cold and sweet'
Upon his mistake, he got frantic, poor Andrew.
CLICK TO ENLARGE PICTURE
So he proceeded to spam my tagboard, in hopes that he could erase what he wrote.
Quote -"andrew: dessert - dish after a meal. dessert - where all sands reside"
Nope, there was this [OLDER MESSAGE] function located on my cbox..
Congratulations Andrew, you have not managed to stop this post of your failure
Night guys =D
3xx days, ILL
y halo thar,
in attempt to rush my coursework to completion, i stayed up till around 2, only to find out, i got sick the next day. HURRAY, after nearly a year of healthy life, royston sim has finally fallen ill again. Well, during thursday morning, i woke up with a sonnfabitch dry throat and flu, yet i managed to survive school in such a hot weather. How'd i wish Singapore became a dessert(nope, no spelling mistake here).
Friday was deadline of coursework handing up, I've failed to attend school that day and thus.. i didn't hand it my papers. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, royston had to hand in his coursework, i mean, he was sick and still wanted to finish it on thursday. So basically, royston went to school anyways just to hand in his papers. WHAT THE FUXK MAN, THE WEATHER COULD LIKE, BURN MY HAIR.
1st bad thing - sick
2nd bad thing - upon reaching class, gareth said, "Yo royston, there's a lizard on our FortMinor.
3rd bad thing - on my ride home, this old fella wanted to sit on the seat i was in, so i let him in.. 3,2,1, THE BUS HALT, the man's arm smashed right into my face, causing an impact to my spectacles and crushing it directly between my nose bridge.
It's okay... i got home, and decided to go to the IT fair afterall, i mean, WE GEEKS LOVE COMPUTERS PARTS AND ETC! Met valerie at AMK, then went to suntec to find everyone else. As expected from bing sheng; 'EH WHY U HERE!' STTTTANDARD ANSWERRR KAY.
Interesting fact in suntec city, as quote from feez,
" U know feng shui? "
" See that 5 towers surrounding us? "
" Tower 1-4 being the index fingers, and tower 5 being the thumb "
" and the fountain is the palm "
ARHHHH, and the fountain is known as the fountain of wealth, what link!
So bing sheng smsed me while i was at the fountain with feez getting our face sprayed with oncoming rain of wealth.
bs : where you guys?
roy : fountain
- silence -
bs calls : allo, where you all!?
roy : fountain
bs : which fountain?
roy : oh, suntec has many fountains, i don't know which one leh.. THE BIGGEST ONE?
bs : where is it?!
roy : i dunno, CENTRE OF SUNTEC?
bs : WHAT FOUNTAIN?!
roy : the fountain of wealth lah
bs : WHERE IS THIS FOUNTAIN?!
roy : go ask the people around u.
-hangs up
Lim Bing Sheng, for 17 years in singapore, u've failed to understand there is only 1 big fountain(the biggest fountain in the world, actually) in singapore. Therefore, i officially give you this "YOU FAIL IN LIFE"
Anyways, my diaphragm hurts =/ i coughed too much.
in attempt to rush my coursework to completion, i stayed up till around 2, only to find out, i got sick the next day. HURRAY, after nearly a year of healthy life, royston sim has finally fallen ill again. Well, during thursday morning, i woke up with a sonnfabitch dry throat and flu, yet i managed to survive school in such a hot weather. How'd i wish Singapore became a dessert(nope, no spelling mistake here).
Friday was deadline of coursework handing up, I've failed to attend school that day and thus.. i didn't hand it my papers. BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, royston had to hand in his coursework, i mean, he was sick and still wanted to finish it on thursday. So basically, royston went to school anyways just to hand in his papers. WHAT THE FUXK MAN, THE WEATHER COULD LIKE, BURN MY HAIR.
1st bad thing - sick
2nd bad thing - upon reaching class, gareth said, "Yo royston, there's a lizard on our FortMinor.
3rd bad thing - on my ride home, this old fella wanted to sit on the seat i was in, so i let him in.. 3,2,1, THE BUS HALT, the man's arm smashed right into my face, causing an impact to my spectacles and crushing it directly between my nose bridge.
It's okay... i got home, and decided to go to the IT fair afterall, i mean, WE GEEKS LOVE COMPUTERS PARTS AND ETC! Met valerie at AMK, then went to suntec to find everyone else. As expected from bing sheng; 'EH WHY U HERE!' STTTTANDARD ANSWERRR KAY.
Interesting fact in suntec city, as quote from feez,
" U know feng shui? "
" See that 5 towers surrounding us? "
" Tower 1-4 being the index fingers, and tower 5 being the thumb "
" and the fountain is the palm "
ARHHHH, and the fountain is known as the fountain of wealth, what link!
So bing sheng smsed me while i was at the fountain with feez getting our face sprayed with oncoming rain of wealth.
bs : where you guys?
roy : fountain
- silence -
bs calls : allo, where you all!?
roy : fountain
bs : which fountain?
roy : oh, suntec has many fountains, i don't know which one leh.. THE BIGGEST ONE?
bs : where is it?!
roy : i dunno, CENTRE OF SUNTEC?
bs : WHAT FOUNTAIN?!
roy : the fountain of wealth lah
bs : WHERE IS THIS FOUNTAIN?!
roy : go ask the people around u.
-hangs up
Lim Bing Sheng, for 17 years in singapore, u've failed to understand there is only 1 big fountain(the biggest fountain in the world, actually) in singapore. Therefore, i officially give you this "YOU FAIL IN LIFE"
Anyways, my diaphragm hurts =/ i coughed too much.
Mar 6, 2007
Coursework, to be done!
Y halo thar, here's a story for you people
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room. Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant. The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
This is what time traveling can do to you.
Will time traveling be a possible form of 'traveling' in the future? Let's see in 2036 ya? If John Titor actually exist.
"Is this your room?" by Gareth (lool, some freaky shit[see what boring classes can do to you?])
In anycase, gotta get back to finish my O level F&N coursework~
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room. Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant. The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
This is what time traveling can do to you.
Will time traveling be a possible form of 'traveling' in the future? Let's see in 2036 ya? If John Titor actually exist.
"Is this your room?" by Gareth (lool, some freaky shit[see what boring classes can do to you?])
In anycase, gotta get back to finish my O level F&N coursework~
Mar 5, 2007
CNY OVAR LOOOL
So i got 568 bucks for CNY
lolistillhaetCNY, too much noise, too much bullcrap.
Too much visiting, and being visited. Too much strangers.
Royston A.K.A. Unfestive-fella
Oh well, blog at the end of the week
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