Royston : 1, Another : 0

2 things to blog about. 1 in school another one's... no wait i forgot, let's hope i remember while i type.

So i was in school. Hot weather(lol). Decided to bunk in the library to grab a book use the computer and AIR-CON KAY. Got my book, logged on. Got onto WIKIPEDIA to search for stuffs. So this Indian little boy in his post-ten aged pants figured i was reading up on MARVEL COMIC CHARACTERS, such as Deadpool and Cable (not very common eh, you people know only Spider-man and Fantastic 4 and those commonly mentioned ones).

And the conversation follows
Tiny Boy : "Haha, marvel comics arh, so childish"
Roys : "..."
Roys : "So i see, i'm reading up wikipedia for information filling my brain juices while what productive things might you be doing?"
(of course, i didn't even look at him, just read on the information which was spread across the boob-screen moniter)
Tiny Boy : "At least I look for friends on friendster"
Roys : "WOW, amazing, how productive is that, and how MANY DO YOU HANG OUT WITH FROM THAT LIST OF FRIENDS YOU HAVE?"
Tiny Boy : "Whatever~"
Roys : "Aw, whatever? Ran outta things to say huh?"

There was complete silence.

Then i continued with my information filling.
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At the corner of my eye, i saw him playing a java-based rpg game. Bad sprites, bad interface, something I've played before. He looks at me and says wiki sucks.

Roys : "Bravo, an online game. Waste your life, GO!"

Then it was another complete silence till i left.

Another one for the R-man!


I really forgot the 2nd thing i wanted to blog. kay bai

Fun University shortens into F U

I'm even funny on webcam, 'nuff said

NOTSYOR inspired by ROYSTON

I realized why i'm single, and i've got 10 reasons to prove it, from what girls' think.

1 - "You're so funny, but Jim Carrey is funnier"
2 - "You're too funny la.."
3 - "You're Jim Carrey funny, not Brad Pitt funny"
4 - "You're too funny, not serious enough"
5 - "You're so funny you make me tears, and i don't like them ):"
6 - "Your jokes don't stop, I can't stand it"
7 - "You could have a future making others laugh more"
8 - "Stop being my medicine"
9 - "I hate clowns"
10 - "Your jokes on my gangster boyfriend makes him wanna hit you cause he doesn't understand it"

Okay, on a serious note, i made grace a gif image today. Here comes the real post i wanna do now.

In life,
We are cheated when we buy
We are cheated when we sell
Weak people are always cheated.
The society has rules and we must follow. All these rules are written by intelligent people.
What does that mean?

These rules are written by the most intelligent people and they make use of them. Since stupid people are unable to understand these rules, they will be hidden things. These rules will continue to serve these intelligent people.

Taxes, salaries, insurances, allocations. All these intelligent people will continue to make them incomprehensible, and stupid people will only have to try to understand their meaning. Therefore, we're always cheated, because we still belong to the stupid people. Until we become the intelligent ones, we'll keep losing. How do we stop this faggotry? We study the fuck outta ourselves, and get a dignified certificate of acknowledgment by society. Only way to become intelligent, and that is to study even though most of us hate it. This is how unfair the world is, right now. After we finish our education for the dignified certificate, we'll be able to walk on our own rules, or even make them. Then it'll be our time to rule over the stupid people in the world. This is how the cycle will always work, like it or not

Poasting rubbish today

There were factors contribution to Bing Sheng's lost in the competition

1 - The opponent was violent
2 - Bing Sheng has lost his cool
3 - The opponent was an actor
4 - Bing Sheng trained punch >_>

It's okay, LIM BING SHENG, Andrew and me will learn Taijitsu, Ninjitsu, Akido, Taiji, Wushu, Aerobics, sales, marketting and all sorts of techniques that will ultimately make you virtually undestructable, along with me becoming a great scientist, making awesome gadgets that would enhance your ability.

Well enough of that, next week... TIME TO BLOW UP THE JAPANESE VILLAGE, Nihon Mura.
Before you government come to arrest me for attempt at terrorism, what i meant w as i'm gonna eat till i break. Fee See arh, Andrew arh, Yvonne arh, Kailing arh, Bingit arh, Chonky arh, John arh, AH BEHZ GO EAT LA Staff price lulz.

So i found out how funny i was. I need to gain momentum as i create jokes or attempt at something funny. It builds up the laugh-meter and blam i become absolutely funny. Then again, i don't need jokes.. I AM FUNNY.

Samples of my skin

When one is sunburnt, most interesting things happen.
Got to experience the hell of it only recently. Your skin literally gets crisp!


Day 1 - Red burns
Day 2-4 - Skin becomes crisp and flaky
Day 5-# - Skin becomes normal skin, just less flaky and removable like.. post its!

Sure feels shitty.

Gotta see bing sheng fight tomorrow =D

Holder series?

NEW HOLDER LOL
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Flame Broiled". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of heavy breathing echoing through the halls. Your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the breathing stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to snack." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the breathing in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a king in the corner, his mouth frozen into a insane grin, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they flame broil it fresh when you order instead of leaving it under a heat lamp?"

The king will then stare into your eyes and say nothing. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and eat the object in the king's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of high cholesterol and unrelenting hypertension.

Your death will be in that room, by that BK Breakfast Sandwich.

The BK Breakfast Sandwich is 1 of a 6-part value menu. They must never come together. Never.

Available for a limited time at participating Burger Kings.

F4 lulz

Caught Fantastic 4 : Rise of the Silver Surfer alone just now. I've to say, the CGI and misc were awesome. Other than that, nothing else was good. All of those were ripped off a comic book, reused amalgams.

One more thing, I can't stand this girl, whose in my tuition, always making 'act cute' noises as if she was whinning and whatnot. You don't know how irritating it is, when you try to concentrate to do your work, WHINNY BITCH IS WHINNY ABOUT QUESTION WITH HER WEIRD ASS FRINGE.

Computer Reformatted!

I'm so glad I'm home. Finally escaped a crazy girl who trailed me all the way to Tampiness Mall, Century Square and finally in my movie.

She kept trying to injure me on my weak spots, where i got sunburnt. Deliberately trying to inflict pain onto the wounded areas which haven't healed. Impaled by those attacks, I was dying rather quickly. Thanks to my quirky and awesome dodging skill cum humour skillz, she was absolutely no match fomi!

Oh wait, she's Kai Ling.


So basically, Men In White isn't a good show, neither is it bad. Only for random-oriented people. End of Story.

Quote of the day:
I sent that bitch a smiley, bitches love that smiley

I'm neutral; just expressing my views

WARNING:
The following may consist of offending phrases that may actually make true believers hate me. However, i do not mention of any particular subject. So as to speak, I'm neutral. I hate religion, i hate science. (For that I'm going to hell? lol)

Religion is, in essence, a creation of the human mind in an attempt to cope with it's pathetic and pointless existence. It attempts to offer reason into why they should continue to exist, and explains certain phenomenons with relation to their everyday experience. Humans are created by other humans, and thus spawned the idea of a deity. For example, the primitive Mayans could never have realized that the Sun was a fiery celestial sphere of gas induced by nuclear fusion of hydrogen, floating in outer space, so they used religion to explain it by creating a Sun God.
What separates us from the animals is our self awareness. The cat does not "think" on what it is doing, it acts purely on instinct. Instinct is defined as the collection of reactions to a creature's environment to maintain its continued existence. Instinct has been passed down through our genetic coding through chance mutation and it is these reactions that have helped it to continue to exist, as the most fit of the species would obviously be the ones with the ability to live and react to obstacles in the environment. Superstition and instinct are both two traits that humans must cast off if they ever wish to become truly enlightened.

The root word of religion is "rely". That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. A crutch devised by mankind to support itself when it didn't have anything to stand on, such as the mechanics of the Universe and laws. A crutch that you use to stop you thinking for yourself. Well, there is no need for this crutch anymore. We know most of what your shitty religion tries to teach. I myself have never been under the influences of one of these crutches, so I don't know what it feels like to be supported by a baseless lie.



As much as I do not like religion, I'm not entirely in love with Science either. Here are 20 reasons why Science is stupid.

1. Going to school for 30 years is expensive.
2. Science brought us Transfats.
3. Science brought us nuclear weapons.
4. Science brought us global warming.
5. Science brought us Zyklon B, mustard gas, and tear gas.
6. Science brought us non-biodegradable objects that will sit in landfills for millions of years.
7. Science can't explain why were are here.
8. Science has yet to put humans on the other planets (in b4 some idiot mentions the moon)
9. Scientists have zero personality.
10. Scientists are extremely egocentric.
11. Science breeds arrogance, a smarter-people mentality.
12. Science tests on animals and is therefore cruel.
13. Science has tested on humans before and is therefore cruel.
14. Science has an exceedingly narrow view of human existance.
15. Science is predominantly male driven and is therefore misogynistic.
16. Science is never absolutely 100% correct about any one theory.
17. Science models authoritarian, hierarchical organization.
18. Science made wholesale genocide possible.
19. Science geeks have a morbid, unhealthy fixation on sex.
20. Science still can't explain everything and never will.

did it for the lulz

So I've been going out with weisheng one time too many these past few days.
Always going the same locations and claim that we're EXPLORING.

Bah nvm

Went to eat at cine today. lul hi glace. sorry for disturbing you while you work LUL!


Quote of the day :
Creamy Mushroom? But it sucks
Tofu sandwich? Very small leh

Grace is somewhat cool IRL, lah

GGXXAC

Where does it come from—this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries when the simplest of questions can never be answered? Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we'd be better off not looking at all. Not delving, not yearning. But that's not human nature. Not the human heart. That is not why we are here. Yet still we struggle to make a difference, to change the world, to dream of hope; never knowing for certain whom we will meet along the way. Who among the world of strangers will hold our hand, touch our hearts, and share the pain of trying.

Oh well, i need a ps2 >_>
Gackt discography is awesome.
Singnet sells your information
ODEX is trying to be cool, but fails
Finally see my shifu's picture after 4 years of wait. HAHA NS TIME
Guilty Gear XX -ACCENT CORE will fucking own you
Outing with WeiSheng 2morow <_<

We dream of hope, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know in our hearts... that we are not alone.

Rant Rant Rant Rant

True Friend Test:

the latest grandola-fuck questionair which will determine how well your friends know you, and ultimately know who knows you best, so maybe u can have some make out sessions with them, or participate in mass orgies with those all hundred percenter scorers.

What is wrong here?
I'll tell you what, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO TEST HOW MUCH YOUR FRIEND KNOWS YOU? You know a friend, you interact with one, you get along with him/her. End of story. However long that friendship last, that's how you treat them and vice-versa. I guess those who participate in answering them just want to prove their friendship(lol wut?) to the creator of that respective quiz.

Here's a scenario of a quiz setter in my opinion

Dear [whoever may be up there and listening to me],
I'm totally insecure of what kind of friends I have, therefore, i hope you would grant me some balls to make a quiz like that, so that idiots would prove how much they love me and how much of a friend they should be. Oh, whoever up there, help me choose who i should be better with and dump away the fuckheads that don't know me ):

Here's a scenario of a quiz setter in different POV of mine

Dear participants of my quiz,
I'm totally insecure of what you people are to me, therefore, i made a quiz with absolute lol questions so you can answer em and prove to me, how much you know me. Just a few questions only, but there's no money like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ): Alright, without further a due, DO MY QUIZ, MAKE ME PROUD, FUCK ME UP, I"LL GET YOU LAID!

No seriously, why do you even want to quiz how much your friends know you? If you don't even know how much they know about you, YOU CAN JUST DIE, OMG THAT WORKS, BE AN HERO, BUY A FIREARM, SHOOT YOURSELF ^_^ Self-kills are so fucking popular now. Maybe people might even donate to your family!

amirite?

holy crap, there's babies on the road!

Went out of WEI SHENG yesterday.

Ah gee hell, wasted my day. PC Fair's so full of geeks like me. Bugis is made of horrible twits, life is too short.

Dinner was so random. Static with ws is hilarious. I was the tangerine orange, he was the hulk.

Went to cineleisure, saw grace. SHE LOOKS CUTE IRL! LOL

Kay end

Original post sia

got lots to blog about but i'm too exhausted.
Gym 2morrow (GASPGASPGASPHYPERVENTILATE)
and had a good studying/crapping/ROFLMAO session with jiat pia (guess who?) waifu aka superiorexteriorHEARTSablegoddess(guess who?) and superwitchlaughtercutie.(guess who?)

yep wanted to blog about this just so i wont forget how we laughed at superwitchlaughter's mucus.
those-look-at-each-other-and-burst-out-laughing-moments LOL
and it'd been super long since superwitchlaughtercutie hanged out with us <333

yep that's all. taht was my vesak day.
homework not done.
blogskin on hiatus.
too mindfucked to think about anything else after doing video production course

woots i hope someone will come back soon.


AND OHHH 2-days ago WAS INVADE THE LOVER BOY'S HOUSE
(opps sudden surge of energy)
FIRST IT WAS lulz (DID IT JUST FOR THE LULZ)
and invaded his home like i used to
the aircons are still staring at me, with red-evil eyes
cos lover boy always scared me with it.
you should hear my heart shattering that night.
lover boy and vonnie was making out, no wait, talking.
and i loved it for some reasons CUZ IT WAS FOR THE LULZ.
1280 x 1024 resolution screen hello!
after that was staying up till 3 (again)
staring at the computer
ok nvm. yar so loverboy and i sat by the computer and BBB'd and GG'd the night away.
it's amazing how we never run out of games to play. haha


OH GOD IM SO ORIGINAL!


survive royssie survive!


I somewhat want sentosa D:<