Age

Your cell phone rings, and it’s a number you don't recognize. You shrug, and answer anyway.

You- Hello?
Caller- May I have five minutes of your life?
You- Sure…

The caller hangs up, and you suddenly feel a bit older.

Take 2

the internet is a cesspool giving voice to retards.

N.

You self-asserting, blame-shifting, fault-making, bad-drinking, girl-seeking, act-cooling, C-branded boy.