Oct 27, 2008

Age

Your cell phone rings, and it’s a number you don't recognize. You shrug, and answer anyway.

You- Hello?
Caller- May I have five minutes of your life?
You- Sure…

The caller hangs up, and you suddenly feel a bit older.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

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